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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house.

He come house.

I watch.

He and she leave house.

I follow.

He and she get on train.

I follow.

He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree, look in window.

He kiss she.

She kiss he.

She strip he.

He strip she.

He play with she.

She play with he.

I play with me.

Fall out of tree,not see.

NO FEE