Ffej's Career Capsule:  The Evolution of Ffej in a Box

Six hours of music and recordings on four cassette tapes spanning a 20-year career, including all the hits, popular live favorites, cover versions, alternate takes and previously unreleased gems, this chronological career retrospective also contains a 100-page booklet featuring:

- A comprehensive guide to all the live performances;
- Personal thoughts, random comments and notes by Ffej and various band members, past and present, as well as historical statistics and complete artist recording timeline;
- Never-before published photographs, fun matching games, a general test of knowledge, stories behind all of Ffej's Planet Ass songs, a Blather's Kite music companion, The Blather's Kite Story and more;
- Meticulously researched family tree, discography and glossary (from A to Zlotorzynski) of every person, place and thing that had some kind of impact, no matter how large or small, on Ffej's music career, making the Career Capsule the ultimate compendium of Ffej-related music and history ever to be compiled and included in one convenient box!

The Career Capsule features the music of these generational icons:

The Bland Donuts ~ Blather's Kite ~ Bunker Hill ~ Cosmic Vending Machine
Cricket Machine ~ Deaf River ~ Ffej & Joe ~ Jalopy
Johnny Disco Shoes & The Teenage Blondie Ninja Dragons ~ Lycaen
Magnus ~ Mantis ~ Merlin & The Magicians ~ Muscled Icarus
The No-Talents ~ The Oakmossian Pranksters ~ Planet Ass
The Plummer, The Pope & The Ffej ~ Project Gimp Mask ~ 39 Fingers
Undercover ~ Us ~ Victoria's Secret Service ~ Wet Paint

Highlights include:

The complete The England of Charles Dickens EP featuring "Up Your Butt" - Us

"Superchicken" - performed by Lycaen

"Blabbuth...The Roman Orgy" and "38 Special" - performed by Muscled Icarus

"Dyin' For You" - performed by Deaf River

"Telephones on Wednesday" and "Pizza Hut Blues" performed by Undercover

"Stalemate," "Applehead," "Sleepin' Soul," "Moonride," "That's All I Said," "Piece of Rest"
and more - performed by Blather's Kite

Edits from Jalopy

"Forty-Five Degree Angle Man" and "Phase One" - performed by Planet Ass

"BFMTASOADT" and "Atilla Funk" - performed by Bunker Hill

The complete Ffej & Joe Story Hour featuring "Clancy's Dances" - Ffej & Joe

"The Evil Santa Claus" - performed by Johnny Disco Shoes & The Teenage Blondie Ninja Dragons

"Odessa," "Spartacus" and "Bubblecar" - performed by Cosmic Vending Machine

"Aloe Vera" and "Planet Ass" - performed by Planet Ass
 

"Packed with all the essential tracks, cover versions, live tracks and unreleased gems from Ffej's personal archive of recordings, it's the ultimate collection of Ffej-related music!
Ffej's Career Capsule... was compiled by Ffej and assembled with his permission.
It's the definitive, authorized compendium to the man and his music."

Cassette - $16 (4-tape boxed set + booklet + Blather's Kite sticker!)
Item Number - FFEJ1

Abbreviated Career Capsule
Cassette - $3 (1-tape "Highlights" compilation + Blather's Kite sticker!)
Item Number - FFEJ2

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