This guy went to my high school. I was popular and well liked; he was withdrawn and usually ate lunch in the basement with the "video club." Apparently, he still has severe social issues to deal with- like his Motley Crue fixation and violent tendencies. You can observe all his alarming tell-tale signs via webcam: The Matt Roberts Foundation
From: Matt "Big Guy" Roberts
Subject: i'm a psychopath
Date: Thu, 7 May 1999
I was watching TV the other day when lo and behold there was a murder!@
It was the murder of kurt cobain who was killed by his wife who was a lousy rock star but leeched off him for success but she got away
MOTLEY CRUE! METAL RULES! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi
"The murder", a play:
ACT I -----------------------
IT IS NIGHT, AND A BLOODTHIRTY WOMAN NAMED COURTENY LOVE IS HUNGRY FOR BLOOD
courney love: "Gee im bored"
cobain: "smells like 'cabin fever'"
courtney love: despite all my rage im still just a rat in a cage!
cobain: hey those are my lyrics!
courtnly love: THATS RIGHT i stole them and gave them to my real boyfirend his name is billy c! now i frame your suicide!
("SUICIDE")
Sheriff: This looks like a suicide!
Deputy : Yup.
THE END
Sometimes I feel sad. People like this make me happy. They are the coolest and I love them.
From: n******** (email with-held cuz a lot of you guys are assholes)
Subject: you rock
Date: Fri, 16 Apr 1999 21:01:32 EDT
dear goddess
our names [there are two of us in front of the computer presently]
are n**** and f**** [or something close to that.] we aspire to start a
grrl band, f**** on guitar and s**** on drums. we are relative begginners and
it really helps us out a lot to come across such useful things as
corresponding bass, guitar and drum tabs on the internet. this makes you the
coolest. we appreciate what you're doing right now and commend you on yr
outstanding ability to transpose [insert some correct musical term here.]
keep up the good work, babycakes!
love,
two grrls
Here's what the pompous owner of The Best Spice Girls Trading Center & The Best Spice Websitehad to say after he erased my entry from his guestbook.
From: Joshua
Subject: Re: wasteland guestbook...
Date: Wed, 10 Mar 1999 05:55:08
Well I don't care what you think! I just wish you wouldn't critisize my
site because you don't like it. And by the way, I call my site that to
bring traffic to it you idoit!
This is from one of my good friends. Normally she is fun-loving. Here you witness her being a psycho-bitch.
From: Quanny
To: "Stephanie Rovera"
Subject: don't write me again
Date: Sun, 17 Jan 1999 14:45:29
look here trick. i don't appreciate you trying to knock me. see you can
do that shit to other people but i am not excepting your bullshit. see i
never said i was special or that i was extraordinary. you read something
that i didn't. so see you are highly confused. anyways since you get
kicks out of trying to diss people why don't you do it to someone else b/c
i don't care to here it. see i am tired of mother fuckers trying to knock
and figure they know exactly what i figure. so you know what you can do
with your bullshit? you can take it and shove it up your ass! thats what
you can do. and as far as i am concerned you can go to hell.
This is in response to a message I posted on alt.fan.courtney-love where I made fun of some dork for not knowing how to use usenet and told her to stick to aol message boards. This hurt her feelings.
Subject: Re: Can I Vent???????????
Date: 13 Dec 1998 23:51:32 GMT
From: HeartzLove
Newsgroups: alt.fan.courtney-love
You know what, I was just venting, dont get all offended by it, you guys need
to stop being so damn defensive, I apologize for the caps, mistake on my part,
But there was no need to be so fuckin snooty, I really do not like people that portray themselves to be better than others, That is really not kewl, I am so sick of all the spam crap, I didnt realize that I was going to continue to see it in
here, My problem not yours, You didnt have to put your two censt in too!! But
again that is my problem, I didnt think, people were going to get offended just
because a person speaks their mind, I thought this was a free country,Hmmm,
guess i was wrong huh? I wasnt venting to you in particular, Did i mention you
personally? no, i dont think so, And what is up with the lil AOL remark? Because i
wrote in caps and was pissed about the SPAM means something? You have your
opinions, so do i, I can deal with it, Why dont you?
Alright. I guess this is a love letter, even though the sender appears to be somewhat stalkeresque. Before you read this, you must understand the only words I ever said to this guy were, "you can get best sunday dress off the celebrity skin single. it also has a demo version of 'dying'" Apparently he took this the wrong way...
Subject: the lunatic brian speaks out on love life and other catastrophes.
Date: Fri, 11 Dec 1998 11:08:43 -0800 (PST)
From: BRIAN MUNSEN
Hi,I have decided to email you again,I just recently emailed you but
now I am emailing you again.So ,in the spirit of the Holidays Im wishing you a splendid Merry Christmas.
So stephanie where you from what do you do ow old are you who are some of
your other favorites than hole.Im sick today,I can only come to the
computer every two days,I had my computer revoked I guess you could
say,because my parents found some "dirty"email that some gay pervert
had wrote to me. Anyway now that that has passed I found new
embarkments on the internt word by coming to the community college
computer labs everytwo days and getting on line i usually go to the
same process everytime but now i think i am going to change my evil
doings and go on a different route.
Im 17 stephanie and i am lonely and
bored,it is not right to be 17 and be lonely and bored and if at
anytime you think i am stalking you than just simply ask me to stop
and i gladly with a bit of reluctance will back off,but I have no one
else to email except my loser friend that lives a couple of miles
away.So Im emailing someone who has a secret HOLE mission in the
making,add a lil spice to my life.By the sounds you sound like a
teenager and you probably go to school(I dropped and got my GED)I
dropped because I live where difference is not
allowed.
ANYWAYS.Difference being that I was a male whore a little
bit,i couldnt help it.Nah,I was going to start lying but to get off on
a good start I will maturely pass on that.I went into ORGY the band
website and I couldnt believe how many porn sites there are.It is
quite disgusting I peeked in on a few.Im thinking if we can become
online friends than maybe we can also become penpals.I would describe
myself physically but I guess not because you would think Im a bit of
a fucking lunatic which I already proved that.
OKAY here are my stats.
NAME(FULL):Z.Brian Munsen,the Z is for Zachary but I do not wish to
follow that airhead asshole name.
AGE;17
BD;December,1981-I wish not to give you the date because I do not
know you that well.
HEIGHT:6ft1
WEIGHT;165PNDS.(IM A BIT OF A rail)
FAVORITE FOOD:I am a vegetarian,and I like Carrots a lot.
FAVORITE COLOR;Im a tad fond of pale blue.
FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN IM BORED:Read.Or Masturbate
FAVORITE ACTOR:Im digging that Edward Norton and Vince Vaughn,but my
old faves are Woody allen and John Cusack.
FAVORITE ACTRESS;JOAN CUSACK AND JOAN ALLEN,Im also a little partial
to Gweynth Paltrow.
FAVORITE BAND:HOLE
FAVORITE SONG:PALE BLUE EYES or MALIBU.
and now Im going to discuss my life history.
My mom is a homewife so Im always stuck at home with the witch.
My dad is a manager over some engineering thing.I refuse to give you
the info on where he works,ha ha ha.
My brother goes to college.
My little brother goes to the 7th grade.
And Im the sophomore drop out FARGO movie loving fan of
Hole loser who types to you in his spare time.
Thanks for listening while I was a ....glistening.
OH YEAH!!!!
I want to go to England to pursue a career in English or if I can be a
singer and cover Hole songs like Pale Blue Eyes and Doll Parts.
Thanks Anyway.............
My best friend is a girl named Lisha who is a recluse and another girl
named Erin who on free time drinks vodka and Hawaain Punch(me along
with her)and snorts coke.Her favortite band is Tool and her favorite
song in the world is GOOD SISTER/BAD SISTER,me and her went to four
different concerts together.
TOOL
THE DEFTONES
THE BEASTIE BOYS
AND SCOTT WEILAND(SOLO).
I had planned on seeing the BREEDERS and Tori Amos but I never got
to. Damn it.
