My most frequent Bowie dream is that I get to meet him backstage with a number of fans after a concert. I don't particularly want to meet him, so I'm wondering what I'm doing there. My wife is with me too. Bowie comes over and starts joking. Then he asks everyone to say a few words about themselves. Everyone else is going "I love David, I'm your biggest fan etc.", but I can't think of a single thing to say. Finally, my turn comes, so to get out of having to say anything, I pretend I'm mute, and do fake signing. This causes my wife to start laughing hysterically. Bowie gets annoyed and wanders off muttering to himself and the others fans are extremely annoyed with us, which causes my wife's laughter to get even more hysterical.

That's a pretty mild dream in comparison to most of my dreams, like the one I had about Ned Flanders last night.

- Dara