I dreamt that Bowie was my Shakespeare professor and I wrote a 19 page paper on MidSummer Night's Dream and how Bowie would make a good Puck, but he took one look at it and crumpled it up and used it to burn a fire from which he used to light a kiln and he then fired up a statue of Liza Minelli and then had sex with it.

Afterwards he gave me an A on the paper but told me it would never show up on my report card as I didn't sleep with the Liza Minelli statue when I had my chance and that is a cardinal sin.

I'm really confused.

- Deanna