Humorous (?) Facts To Live By

Short List

Ugly people should not reproduce!
You can not talk sense to an idiot!
Opinions are like noses, everyone has one!
Never throw a brick straight up!
Common sense isn't common!
Do not eat yellow snow!
There may be a reason for that 'warm spot' in your pool!
Instructions are not intended for morons, morons don't read the instructions!
Never attempt to sit on a live Water Buffalo!
Some people are alive only because it is against the law to kill them!
Never squat with your spurs on!
If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'!
Always drink upstream from the herd!
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin'it back!
Never try to baptize a cat.
A day without sunshine is like . . . . night
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Never try to teach a pig to sing, it only annoys the pig and wastes your time!

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