^1:1"I know what it's like to be dead," spake the AntiCrust in a voice the rang much as the mighty bells of Big Ben. ^1:2And those who had gather paused but for a moment in their tracks to listen to the Word. ^1:3"Without Death there would be no Life." ^1:4And those that had paused but for a moment pondered upon the Word ^1:5and continued to do thusly until one by one they realized that the Truth lay within in Word. ^1:6And those that had gathered released a collective "Amen!" unto the land that according to most accounts frightened small children and animals and shattered glass ^1:7but only the finest crystals for miles around.

^2:1And the AntiCrust poured Himself another cup of the finest freshly-brewed Coffee that this Earth had produced ^2:2and smiled unto those who had gathered.

^3:1And those that had gathered had their hearts filled with the joy that only the finest fleshly-brewed cup of Coffee can bring.

^4:1And those that had gathered went unto the lands spreading the joy that they had found on this day. ^4:2And all those that they met in their travels smiled. ^4:3And all those who inhabit the Earth smiled and were filled with the joy. ^4:4And the Heavens opened up and produced a gentle rain. ^4:5And the gentle rain produced a rainbow that encircled the Earth. ^4:6And the Heavens were pleased by the joy this cup of Coffee had produced.

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