For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
November? The nineth month? Why is it the eleventh month on this here calender? November which is between October and December, the eighth and tenth month in meaning, but not in actuality. Are all of these misprints or sumpin'? Why must folks make other folks' lives more difficult by doing such thingies? Does an octopus have ten arms? Does a decade have twelve years? Why is New Year's Day January 1st and not March 1st? I would like 8-10 Power Points slides answering these questions and be prepared to discuss your conclusions with the class...
And BTW, when's this global warming thingies gnna go down coz it's freakin' cold outside...
Yes, freakin' cold, dammit!!!
And, AND, I can't take Probability and Staticistical thingies any more. I feel as though I am on the verge of nervous breakdown...
Thank you all so very much and would someone please turn up the thermostat on this planet. It is afterall FREAKIN' COLD...
Thank you all again...
Guy Fawkes
Ain't everyone who can an utter failure and have a holiday in their honour...
"Greatest Hits of.../High Tides Forever" by The Outlaws
Just in the mood for "Hurry Sundown"...
That's about it...
ANYTHING GOES WEEK!!!
ANY BRAND!!!
ANY FLAVOUR!!!
Eat ice cream and be merry for tomorrow someone may try to blow ya up...
And fail...
Then get a holiday!!!
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