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Flavour of the Week

Week of February 17^th

For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.

Peripheral Visionaries on-line is now on-line...

https://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html

Seems to be a lack of material to add to this but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..."

Ya know what at one time bothered me to no end?

Coming home from work and having the disk that I wrote the Flave to being blank...

But once I realised that we are in fact but 10 second sound bites upon the electric airwaves of the universe, I felt much better...

And working for a company that employees in its products rare earth magnets has its downside...

This has just popped from the ole in-box...

"What the Hell?"

Being a question of some religious magnitude, I shall tackle it...

For those who have not realised as of yet that Brussel sprouts are moving themselves into a position so that they can take total and absolute control of this planet, they are...

Which is bad for mankind...

Being bad, it is therefore evil...

Being evil, it therefore derives it power from Hell...

Brussel sprouts, bad, evil, Hell...

The answer to "what the hell?" is Brussel sprouts...

Any questions?

And for those who have wondered (why I'll never know) as to the reason boys don't wipe after peeing, I shall give you the reason as to this great mystery...

At the dawn of man (non-gender specific), man (gender specific) needed a means to mark out his territory and there was no way better than by signing his name to things...

But there was a problem, to write one needs to have an instrument to do such a thing and since pockets hadn't been invented as of yet, this instrument had to be extremely portable...

Through much experimentation, man (gender specific) discovered that he already possessed a fine writing instrument that was carried with him whereever he went...

So man (gender specific) set out to mark his territory which included bars, garages, fields for sporting events, etc....

Woman (gender specific) had no need to mark their territory since unbeknownst to man (gender specific), they already possessed everything...

So, the answer to the question is that men (gender specific) do not wipe themselves after peeing because pockets hadn't been invented...

My, what a long strange trip this has been...

For more amazing stuff, please read below...

TECHNICAL HOROSCOPE OF THE WEEK:

"You could be in that tenth circle of hell that Dante forgot to write about. Creative energy is completely blocked, and your logic is all fuzzy. You can't remember how to write or argue your point. You need some serious help."
hehehehe, I like that one...

CD OF THE WEEK:

"Toxicity *" by System Of A Down
Now, somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
disorder, disorder, DISORDER!