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Flavour of the Week

Week of February 24^th

For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.

Peripheral Visionaries on-line is now on-line...

https://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/pv/index.html

Seems to be a lack of material to add to this but I am a patient boy, I wait, I wait, I wait...

"If you want to arrange it
This world you can change it
If we could somehow make this
Christmas thing last..."

A special sneak preview before it is unleashed upon the world:

https://www.angelfire.com/pa/anticrust/sitemap/

Everything is fully functional, K?

hhhhhmmmmm...

Seems as if quite a few readers are under the control of them evil Brussel sprouts...

Alas, their control over mankind is almost complete...

Suppose it could be far worse, what if Lima beans were trying to run the show? I fear that we would be the laughing stock of the universe...

Follow-up question to one of the questions that were answered last week (that sentence sounds stupid, but I can't seem to find the time to go back and correct it since there is sssssssoooooo much to write about this week) popped out of my inbox...

YOU'VE GOT MAIL! YOU'VE GOT MAIL!

And I shall try my best to explain it in plain though rather obsure English...

What does having no pockets have to do with hygiene? Well, it's like this...

Back at the dawn of man (non-gender specific), men (gender specific) did not have pockets for they had not been invented as of yet...

Being hunter/gathers as they (the men, not the pockets) were, made it extremely difficult to carry toiletries and weapons and/or foods (dependent upon whether they were in hunter mode or gather mode)...

So often times when the men (gender specific) went about their huntin' and gatherin', they would often place their toiletries down whilst they went about their business...

In the process of acquiring their food stuffs, they often times would forget where they had placed their toiletries or other times, they would return to where the place where their toiletries had been only to find them gone...

Some of these toiletries where acquired by other hunter/gathers in the process of their gathering and other times the toiletries were just plain eaten by badgers...

So these poor men (gender specific) had no toiletries because they lacked pockets in which to keep them safe...

eeeeeeewwwww-wwwwwwweeeeeeee!

That is the lesson for today...

FUNNIEST MEMO OF THE WEEK:

Included the following:
"To control rumors, we should keep discussion of these plans off of the shop floor temporarily."
Funny how someone out of the loop and acquire a copy of this...
And make copies...
And give them to the folks on the shop floor...
Why ya lookin' at me like that?
Ya ain't got no proof it was me, dammit!

CD OF THE WEEK:

"Greatest Hits Live" by The Alarm
Come on down and meet your maker...
Mike Peters!
It's yer birthday this week...