For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
Take me to the river...
Global warning...
Dammit! I, the Great CelestAntiHuman thingie, remember back to a time when the snows of winter wouldn't fall until Halloween but now with this here global warming thingie snows are a-fallin' the first week of October...
Gotta get rid of that global warming thingie...
We, here at WeeSaul World, plc., have made it our commitment to end this man-made weather phenom and return the warmth which we have enjoyed in the past...
Hey, wait a sec...
Global warming? Sumpin' ain't right, tis a wee bit colder here as of late...
We, here at WeeSaul World, plc., have made it our commitment to pollute the environment to such an extent that we are warm year 'round thus reducing the need for our dependence on fossil fuels so that our moneys can be spent on far more important thingies, such as coffee and ice cream both fine products for which we need more working capital to invest in...
We have a plan and it's a good plan...
Yep, a good plan...
Don't you even think 'bout stealin' the idea since it is ours and we have the necessary technologies to impliment it, K?
Our plan and a good plan at that...
Drop me in the water...
Green ketchup...
Whatzzzzzuuuuuuppppp wit dat?
Why green?
It scares me, dammit!!!
"001" by Dovetail Joint
Hey, yas got one of them double-ought numbers...
Ya gots a license to kill, bay-bee?
Häagen-Dazs
Cookies & Cream...
That thar cream stuff seems a wee bit thick...
Bet it went bad...
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Edy's Dreamery |
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Godiva |
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