For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
There is unrest in the forest...
There is trouble with the trees...
Leaves...
This week's subject of utter importance is leaves...
If I haven't made myself absolutely clear on the matter of importance, we are gonna talk about LEAVES, OK?
I, the Great Celestrial AntiHuman Thingie, do not own a tree, not one tree is upon the property which I call home...
None...
And yet there seems to be a yard full o' leaves surrounding the place I call home, millions o' leaves, everyfreakingwhere, leaves...
I ain't gots a tree ta my name...
And still I have leaves...
If I were but a wee lad, I would most thoroughly enjoy making piles and throwing myself upon the piles of leaves...
Alas, I am not a wee lad and a jump upon the piles may cause painful injuries to my weak and fragile body and I am left screaming into the tempest...
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!!!
This mailing was funded in part by a grant from the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the Arbor Day Foundation, and by readers like you...
Thank you all so very much...
Now the trees are all kept equal...
By hacket, ax, and saw...
I must be some kinda web designin' freak o' nature...
Wait 'til the next creation is forced upon y'all...
hehehehehehe...
"More Fun in the New World" by X
I must not think bad thoughts...
Nope...
Tis a bad thingie and such...
Godiva
White Chocolate Raspbery...
I have not nor have I ever believed in favouritism...
Nope...
BTW, howdy, ma'am...
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