For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
Here I sit, still working well in advance of the mailing dates just so that I can be paid whilst I type...
I sit and ponder the meaning of all this and the world in general...
And they stare...
They all stare at the AntiPerson Human Thingie as he types...
And type he shall...
Typing mailings to send to wonderful people all over this big blue marble...
The big blue marble which shall one day be burnt to a cinder long after the fall of the intelligent lifeforms which inhabit it...
And still they stare...
And still he types...
And still he wonders what is the meaning in all this...
All the young dudes...
Carry the news...
The adam's apple is not the area in which one wants to get head-butted by a small child...
Please don't hate me for failing to realise weemen don't have 'em...
I'm sorry...
"down by the old mainstream" by Golden Smog
"Been watchin' the Wizard of Oz again, aint' ya?"
O, the flashbacks...
Make them stop!!!!
Good Humour
Fudgsicle
Which goes out to the mum and da-doo of the newest reader of this mailing...
Eleanor Beatrice Capoeman, 8 lbs 3 oz, June 5th, 2000...
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