For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
Ya know sometimes the Great Celestrial AntiCrust person thingie could just smack hisself up-side the head for being such an idiot... Doing this here mailing at work and getting paid to sit here and type stuff... WOW! To get paid for doing work at work! It is truly a concept whose time has come... Send a check or money order for $29.95(US) to me here at the station and I'll let you in on the secret that is sweeping the industrial base of the known universe... You, too, can learn the secret of doing work at work... Though to everyone who steps in the office, I'm only programming... sssssssshhhhhhhhh, it's a secret... Houston, Wee have lift off...
"The human brain isn't capable of running three machines at the same time..." Alien brains (such as my brain) are capable of doing many thingies at once...
(in regards to brain capacity again) "My sponge can't absorb any more information..." hhhhhhhmmmmmm... Can't add anymore to that... hehehehehehe...
"Too High to Die" by Meat Puppets I have seen their information... On the lighter side of dumbness.
Ben & Jerry's New York Super Fudge Chunk Hey! What's dat chunky stuff?
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