For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
I mail this, therefore I am... Or sumpin'... My existence revolves around this news letter much as a planet's existence is dependent upon the star which it rotates about... hhhhhhmmmmmm, I shoulda been a philosophucker... Now down to business... Got me a new car, a Taurus, and the first one who calls me "SoccerMom" shall suffer a fate worse than death, I shall subject you to multiple mailings of old "Flavour of the Weeks" and I shall laugh, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! laugh for I know that you shall hate me to the very fibre of my soul... ...now, that was interesting. K? I knew you would see it my way... Ramble on, PsychoDude... Gonna change the format of this here thingie a bit and drop the big .sig from it 'cause I gotsa feeling everyone knows all of it already... Make it look somewhat more professional, hehehehehe... ...and the Oscar(tm) for Best Actor goes to... envelope please...
"Look, yellow purse... Look at the human." hhhhhmmmmmmm, sorry, don't have a clue...
"Strangers Almanac" by Whiskeytown I feel fine, fine for now...
Häagen-Dazs Strawberry Did he say strawberry? Has he gone mad?
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