For those of you who haven't been included in the Flavour of the Week Mailing, this is especially for you, dammit and you will like it. So spoke the Great Celestrial WeeSaul.
Once upon a time in a land that wasn't so far away, there lived a young lad who liked to type stuff and send it to folks whether they wanted to actually read it or not but send it he did... And though the opinions expressed were his and his alone, he accepted and welcomed others who had differing and sometimes strange viewpoints... And life was good... And the kitty cats jumped upon his lap and took little nips upon his arms as he typed... And to type was something he could not refuse nor could he deny it for it was in his blood much as a wee drop of rain must fall from the heavens and land upon thy nose at a moment when you least expect it causing a startled and somewhat surprised look upon the face of the receiver of this gift from Mother Nature, he must type... And type he shall do with all the passion and fury of a cottonball dropped from the hand... "Hey! yer one of them long-winded bastards with absolutely nothing to say. Ain't ya?" Yep... And here's a final thing... Ya really oughta know...
Proudly show everyone your calculator and hand out cigars... Tell them your computer just had a baby. (Editor's Note: not original material, stolen from somewhere which escapes my feeble brain)
"William Bloke" by The Billy Bragg Which came highly recommended by the fine folks who brought you WordPerfect...
Edy's Cashew Praline Parfait(tm) Nutty ain't it?
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