...as told by St. Bunny!

^2:1I was getting suspicious the other day, when I noticed that there was a chicken in the cooler at the supermarket that was $6.66. ^2:2Of course I had to buy it. ^2:3It's at home in my freezer and I'm not sure whether to worship it or cook it. ^2:4Likely I shall do both.

^3:1However, yesterday I had confirmation that my initial suspicions were not the mere mental maunderings of a chemically-enhanced flonker, but in fact truly the signs of the beginning of the end. ^3:2Balloo and I were driving home after a pleasant evening with friends: ^3:3drinking a few beers, ^3:4watching a few violent television shows about men in prison, ^3:5sitting by the fire, ^3:6that sort of thing. ^3:7As we wended our weary way home, I looked up and saw the most compelling evidence I have ever seen. ^3:8A large billboard advertising Tex Mex McWrapps at McDonald's.

^4:1Be Very Scared.

^5:1That is all.

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