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The Hand says...
Q: Can I go to the bathroom?
A: Yes, it is part of the genetic make up of a human.
Q: May I go to the bathroom?
A: No, you may not.
Q: Are we there yet?
A: No, life is a journey that only ends when we die and if you aren't dead yet, you have not concluded your journey.
Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: One needs only to look as far as a dictionary to answer this.
Q: How soon is now?
A: Not soon enough, bay-bee.
Q: Who are you?
A: I am not you unless I am reading this in which case I am you and this carries with it certain responsibilities forwhich I shall not go it to at this moment.
Q: What is the sound made by one hand clapping?
A: The flutter of a butterfly wing.
Q: What is the sound made by two hands clapping?
A: Duh.
Q: If a tree fell in a forest devoid of people, would it still make a sound?
A: You ain't in the freakin' woods so what do you care?
Q: Where do you want to go today?
A: Insane. Thank you for asking.
Q: Wazzup?
A: Not much.
Q: Are we lost?
A: No, one can never be lost since an individual always is somewhere at any given moment. You may not be where you want to be at any given moment but you are always where you are.
Q: Why do I get headaches when I eat ice cream too fast???
A: Ice cream was placed upon this earth to be savored and subconsciously, the human species knows this to be true. Therefore when an individual does not savor the goodness of this gift of the Gods, the brain forces the body to stop consuming the goodness at a speed that is far beyond that of savoring. DO NOT EXCEED THE CONSUMPTION SPEED LIMIT OR THE ICE CREAM POLICE WILL FINE YOU BIG TIME!!! Take the time to enjoy every creamy, rich molecule of this gift of the Gods for it would be a sin to do otherwise.
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