The History of St. Bunnie and her Advent into the Realm of the Flonk

^2:1 One day, a wanderer err ... ^2:2 wandered, through my realm of existence. ^2:3 "I am flaagg," it said. ^2:4 "You're wot?" I replied, with my usual aplomb. ^2:5 "I am flaagg, and you are a fuzzy demon -- a devilbunnie, in fact." ^2:6 "Oh pshaw," I replied, or words to that effect. ^2:7 "I've been to alt.devilbunnies and their FAQ is so long that most rabbits don't even have the life expectancy to get through it. I'm not a DevilBunnie at all."

^3:1 "Come to the dark side and be a flonker and enlighten us with your bunnie wisdom," said he. ^3:2 Well, OK, he didn't say that, but that's what he meant. ^3:3 I discounted his words as mere manic ramblings and went about my business yet again.

^4:1 Then one day Godd appeared and said unto me, "I have given you the power." ^4:2 He then said, "Use it wisely," but by that point I had taken over half the net and wasn't listening any more.

^5:1 Some time passed, and I went about my self-appointed tasks. ^5:2 Panting, coated in chocolate, with a wild look in my eye, I lifted my face from biting some unsuspecting newbie to hear godd's voice. ^5:3 "Stop that right now, you stupid rabbit," he said. ^5:4 I gave him the finger and returned to my task ...

^6:1 And then, a glowing light appeared before me. ^6:2 A voice came from the apparition. ^6:3 "I am the Mad Hatter," it intoned. ^6:4 "Oh fuggoff," I said, "You're just balloo covered in hallowe'en paint"

^7:1 "Well yeah," said balloo, "But doesn't it look cool when I shine a flashlight up my noze?" ^7:2 I taunted him mercilessly and continued, uncaring, upon the path I had set for myself.

^8:1 But the lure of the flonk was strong, and I couldn't avoid peeking ... lurking as it were. ^8:2 When I realized the nature of this land and how they were sorely in need of bunniewisdom, ^8:3 I cast aside my doubts and entered into the unsuspecting land ...

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