Okay, I think I went a little far this time. If you're offended by this in anyway, email me, but give me a good reason, too. Also, 'That's pathetic' doesn't count.
When first I saw her, long ago
My opinion of her was 'Um, sure...."
However, now I adore her so!
And thus made this page for her!
Perhaps you consider me crazy
A weirdo, unusual, odd.
But she managed so much to amaze me
that I say she's the closest to God!
'Yeah, right!' You might say, 'What the heck?!
She's a character, not even a demi-
god!' And perhaps, if you are correct,
Queen Doris can, at the least, shimmy!
So this is a poem about my fav Queen
Who was a victim of circumstance
She'll always be cool, though she was mean
Better than a bimbo from France!
The End
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