Envy: A Musical

Warning: Though Ganesha, a hindu God, is in this musical, the characters Krishna and Agni aren't representing the actual (And beloved) Gods, but twisted creatures from my own imagination. I just called them that cuz I liked the names. Thank you.


Ganesha: An Elephant Headed Hindu God
Krishna: A blue Indian Faerie who plays pranks and is annoying
Agni: A semi-sweet faerie, servant of Agni, who is slightly manic depressive
Ade: An envious annoying weird monkey
Meganfoolli the OOO: An envious annoying weirder bacteria
Heatherfreakygeorgelovergirl the III: An envious Russian Spy
Sarah: An envious Hansonite
Leo: An envious smelly brown sheep
George: An envious smellier black sheep
Andy: An envious invisible person
FranAde: The Ugly part of Ade
MegAde: The Weird part of Ade
YiAde: The Annoying part of Ade
Blog: All the other personal traits of Ade (Very small)
Ade’s Coat: The lost love of Megan’s pathetic life

Act One

Scene: A settled clearing in India

(Enter Meganfoolli, Ade, Heather, and Sarah)
Hea. Cool! This is the best place to reincarnate to!
Ade. Told ya’.
Sar. Ewww! It’s so HOT! I hate it here already! It’s already making my hair frizz.
Ade. Hah hah.
Sar. (Hits Ade on the head) Shut up!
Meg. Acts like a Neanderthal, but doesn’t look like one...I can’t believe it.
Ade. Who’s a Neanderthal?
Hea. (Ignoring Ade) Yeah. She must have had plastic surgery.
Ade. (Jumping up and down whining) Who’s had plastic surgery? Who’s a Neanderthal? Am I the one you’re talking about?
Meg. (Ignoring Ade, starts singing) Sarah’s had plastic surgery. Sarah’s had plastic surgery.
Sar. You’re the one who needs plastic surgery! Punches Megan’s shoulder. Suddenly, her arm is absorbed in Megan’s bacteria structure) AHHHHHHHH! GET ME OUT!!
( Meg. Hey! What’s going on!?! Get off me, Sarah!
Sar. I can’t help it! It won’t let me go!
Meg. Odd. This never happened before when you punched me.
Ade. You’re awfully calm for someone who’s about to absorb a Hansonite.
Meg. Shhhhh. My brain doesn’t realize it, yet, but if you don’t shut up I’ll realize what a horrible situation this is and make matters worse.
Ade. Oh. Sorry.
Meg. That’s okay.
Sar. HEEEELLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!
(Enter Ganesha in a puff of blue smoke)
Gan. What’s wrong?
Sar. She’s absorbing me!
Ade. Megan’s tried to pull away, but she can’t!
Meg. Yeah. And I’m hungry.
Hea. Megan! This is no time to think about food!
Meg. (Whining) But I can’t help it. It just smells so deliciously of candy canes that my stomach immediately demands food.
Gan. Candy canes? What are those?
Meg. Candy canes are one of the many varieties of sugar and glucose candies that appear normally around Christmas time. Their cane shape and peppermint flavoring are their most prominent feature.....
Gan. Peppermint? (Yells) Hey, Krishna! You here? (Enter Krishna in a red/pink cloud that smells like peppermint) Did you cause this?
Kri. (Laughing hysterically) Yeah! (giggle) You should have seen your faces!
Sar. Hey! I’m still stuck in this thing! Excuse me!
Meg. Who are you calling a “thing”.
Sar. You!
Gan. (Sighs) Krishna? Would you be kind enough...
Kri. Fine, (Magically releases Sarah’s arm) though I’m quite sure they both deserve it.
Meg. I don’t!
Hea. Yes, you do! You’re the one who killed me those two times!
Meg. So? You murdered me too! And you also like George, which is the worst sin that I could ever think of!
Kri. Who’s George?
Ade. Oh, he’s this sheep we all know.
Kri. Sheep? Even the lowest mortals I know don’t associate themselves with sheep.
Meg. I know, but they seem to follow us around. There’s also Leo, who eats bread all the time and has lips bigger then the Pentagon and the Washington Monument combined.
Kri. I find that a wee bit hard to believe.
Meg.

Tune: The Andy Griffith Show

Ugly, he’s so ugly
With his hu-humungous lips
Hea.
That sheep is such a creep
he’s such a smelly drip
Both:
Huge Lips
Huge Lips
Huge Lips
He is such a drip
Hea.

Rude, he is so rude
He really makes me want to gorge
Meg.

That’s true, but I know you
like sheep ‘cause you like George

Hea. That is such a filthy lie! How dare you accuse me of that?
Meg. I dare because it’s true.
Kri. (To himself) Let’s see how true. (Mutters something under his breath and slyly points a finger to the edge of the woods).
Gan. What are you pointing at? (Loud shuffling sound coming from the edge of the Jungle) What’s that? A bear?
Meg. A bear? How cute.
Ade. But not as cute as he is. (Gives Ganesha a hug. Ganesha blushes)
Sar. Oh, my gosh! There’s something coming out of the woods! (Starts screaming)
(Enter Leo, wearing a towel around his waste and a shower cap, and George, glaring at us all)
Geo. What the heck are we doing here with you?
Hea. Oh, (Tee hee) Hi, George.
Ade. Ewwww!
Leo. Hey! Where did my shower go? (Everyone turns to look at him. Leo turns bright red and runs back into the jungle)
Meg. Odd.
Gan. Yes, very. Where did those people come from?
Hea. Who cares? (Sweetly) Oh Geeeeoooorrrrgggeee, you want to come to my cabin to...uh... help me organize my sock collection? (Geo. screams and runs away)
Meg. This is too sick. Who’s idea was this to bring these guys here anyway? (Everyone looks at Krishna)
Kri. Well, it’s not as if I started a nuclear war or anything.
Gan. You didn’t?
Kri. (Sharply) Well, not this time!
Ade. You started W.W.II?
Kri. NOOO! (Ganesha gives a mean look)..well, at least not all of it.
Ade. How?
Kri. It all started with this argument between me and Agni's servant. He said:

Tune: Animaniacs theme

It’s time for nuclear war
It should be better than before
and If you’ll help me now,
and I’ll tell you how,
I won’t burn your homes

You see there’s nothing that I could do
he had me held by a catch
And he made me help him out
the annoying little wretch
But I helped the good guys
win out by a stretch
but now I’m done
and having fun
unlike that little letch

With his capricious mood swings
they coil and strike like springs
But now he’s glad
which really ain’t that bad
I’m off the hook
To Heather:See how fine I look
Sar.

I still say you’re a crook
Kri.

But see what fun I bring
and how well I sing

Gan. So it’s your fault, as usual.
Hea. I don’t understand. How did you cause the war?
Kri. You know that dumb little mustache Hitler had that everyone always teased him about?
Hea. Yeah...
Kri. Well, in order to turn him into a demented, homicidal, genius I had to figure out a way to push him over the brink, so after much thought, I went over to the young Hitler and...
Meg. You trimmed his mustache into that awful thing!
Kri. Yeah. I had no idea that that much would happen because of my magic scissors, but what can I say; I had fun.
Ade. So? Millions of people died!
Hea. Yeah, and everyone had to send their milk and stuff to Europe, and then us American’s couldn’t make any cheese.
Ade. What! I’m really mad at you, Krishna!
Meg. Yeah.
Luke. Yeah.
Sar. Yeah.
Kri. You meanies! (Disappears in a cloud of peppermint smoke)

Next Scene: Just inside the Jungle


(Enter Krishna)
Kri. I’ll show them! Hump! (Smiles evilly, then turns invisible)

Act Two

Next Scene: In the jungle

(Enter Leo, followed by an invisible Krishna)
Leo. Why is it that I’m always around those people? Don’t they think that I have a life?
Kri. (Appears) No.
Leo. Hey! You were back there with THEM! Why are you here?
Kri. Um, I just came by to give you something to wear. (Gives him Ade’s Coat and some extra- small boxer shorts)
Leo. Thanks! (Puts them on) Now I look normal. Hey, this jacket looks familiar.
Kri. Uh, I saw how, um, Megan disrespected you, so I gave you her lost love to wear so that she might honor you.
Leo. Okay. But how did you know to get her jacket?
Kri. It was in Ade’s suitcase with a play called “Lust”. So after reading it...
Leo. ...you figured out that she loved it. Very smart of you, but I must go and show off my new attire. Ciao.
(Exit both)

Next Scene: Small Clearing in Jungle next to the cabins

(Enter Leo and the invisible Krishna. The rest of the group are already there)
Meg. AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY EX-HUSBAND???!!!!
Leo. Wearing him, what do you think?!
Meg. (Bursts into tears) Nooooooo! He’s cheating on me again!
Gan. Who, Leo?
Meg. (Glaring at him) NOO! Ade’s coat.
Hea. Ummm, Megan? Is Ade’s coat male?
Meg. Yeah...(sob)..so?
Hea. Well, is Leo male?
Meg. (Blinks in confusion) I’m not sure.
Leo. Of course I am!
Hea. So if both of them are male...do you get what I’m saying?
Meg. What! The love of my life is...
Hea. ‘fraid so.
Meg. WAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Runs back into her cabin)
Ade. Now what do you have to say for yourself, young woman?
Leo. Man!
Ade. Whatever. How did you get that coat, anyway?
Leo. Well...

Tune: The beautiful blue Danube

I was outside
(Na na, na na)
And trying to hide
(Na na, na na)
My lack of clothes
(na na, na na)
Ade.
And his panty hose
(na na, na na)
Leo.
But he came around
(Na na, na na)
with cloths he had found
(Na na, na na)
So that’s how
I have now
Ade’s most covering coat

Hea. Who gave you the coat?
Leo. I don’t know who he is. For all that I know, he could have been a vampire!
Ade. AHHH! A vampire?! We’re all gonna die! Help!
Hea. Ade, shut up!
Ade.
Tune: When Johnny comes marching home

The vampires coming here tonight, Oh no, Oh no
The vampires are ready to bite Oh woe, Oh woe
There’s no escape from these evil ones
so bring out crosses, stakes, and guns
cause we’re all gonna go down
fight-ing
to the very last one

The vampires flying here as bats, Oh no, Oh no
And we’ll never survive, Oh rats! Oh woe, Oh woe
The vampires come to suck our blood
And we’ll not escape them all...
Sar.
Oh, crud!
Both.

And there’s nothing we can do, tonight
after dusk’s last light
(Enter Megan)
Meg. (Sniff) Why are you all looking scared?
Ade. The vampires are coming to bite us!
Meg. Vampires? Don’t you know that vampires bite you all the time?
Ade. They do! AHHHHH!!
Meg. Shut up! They do. And the only bad thing about it is that their bites itch.
Ade. I don’t get it.
Hea. Do you mean mosquitoes?
Meg. I don’t believe in them.
Leo. How pathetic! I’m leaving! (Exit Leo)
Hea. (To Megan) Artf! You are so weird!
Sar. Yeah! (Sticks out her tongue) Thubbb!
Ade. Hey! Aren’t I weird?
Hea. Yeah, but not nearly so weird as her.
Ade. But..but...I HAVE TO BE! I practice all the time. (Krishna reappears)
Kri. But you still haven’t succeeded. All because of Megan.
Ade. I envy her so much!
Meg. So? I envy your imagination.
Ade. But not nearly as much as I envy your weirdness! Meg. Sorry, but there’s nothing you can do to change it.
Ade. Wait a minute! There might be...(Whispers something to Andy, waits a moment, then nods in agreement. To Ganesha:) Hey Ganesha, could you help me with something?
Gan. What? Ade. Could you make Andy be like me?
Gan. Okay, but I’ll be tired for a long time after this.
Ade. PLEASE!!!!
Gan. Fine. Aum Shum Kookakie-Yuuummeee-Latsocheese-eeettt Nama Aum!! (Points a finger at empty space besides Ade and a big puff of blue smoke appears. Everyone gasps. A lone figure appears in the middle of it with a cloud still around his head.)
Ade. Andy! Cool! You’re even dressed this time! (To herself): Dang it!
Andy. (Fog finally finishes blowing away. Andy has lips twice the size of his head!) This is fun!
Ade. AHHHHHHH!!!! What happened to your lips!
Gan. Whoops! Sorry, Ade. I guess I sorta overstepped my bounds trying to make him appear dressed.
Ade. Can’t you make his lips shrink back to normal?
Gan. I can’t right now! Making him visible zapped all my strength! It’ll take days now! Why’d you want him visible, anyway?
Ade.
Tune: Batter up (From A League of Their Own)

Ug-li-er
To get weirder
this hour
to call up our power

I want to be weirder then the Bacteria Queen
But I can’t do that on my own
So I need Andy’s help. With our ugliness combined
We shall invoke
This ain’t a joke
The Powers of Ugliness

Here us now! Oh powers great and small
the ugliest of them all
needs a way
to find a way
to get weirder

So please heed our call
Oh, powers great and small
And make us weirder then the queen
So we can exceed our limits for the need
to be weirder
and uglier
then that Bacteria Queen

(Loud crash of thunder, clouds speed across the sky as Ade gives an evil laugh exactly like the witch gave in In the Past. Four bolts of lightning strike Ade. Ade gives a painful scream which slowly lowers in volume to a pathetic whimper)


Act Three


Scene: Clearing In Jungle with heavy mist around them

Andy. ADE!!! Are you all right? Where are you? ADE!!!
(Everyone screams in terror as four figures start walking toward them.)
1st. Hi! I’m FranAde, the ugly part of Ade. (Gives a hideous grin)
2ed. Yellow! I’m MegAde, the weird part of Ade. (Begins having a conversation with herself)
3rd. Green! I’m YiAde, the annoying part of Ade. (Snorts)
Andy. What happened to Ade?
Fran. Apparently the Powers of Ugliness weren’t able to exceed the limit of Megan’s weirdness, so the spell screwed up and divided Ade in three and a fourth parts.
Andy. So where’s the fourth?
4th. (Small, squeaky voice) Down here! I’m Blog, the other parts of Ade.
Meg. This is odd.
Sar. You said that already.
Meg. Well, I don’t hear you contributing any comments over there.
Sar. Shut up! (Starts to punch Megan, but thinks better of it and stops herself)
Hea. Shut up both of you! Well, I guess that we’re all gonna have to wait for Ganesha to gain his strength back.
Gan. Yes, and if I stay here I’m probably never going to heal! Could some of you help me get back to my temple?
(Sar., Hea., and Meg.) Sure! (Put him on a stretcher and start hauling him toward temple. Exit all four.)
Andy. (Upset) Great. Now I can’t fix my lips back to normal.
MegA. And we can’t re-become Ade!
Fran. Yeah.
YiA. (Burp) Yeah.
Blog. Yeah.
Kri. Ah-hem! Are you forgetting someone?
Fran. Huh?
Kri. (Angrily) Well, I can do magic too!
MegA. So? You screwed everything else up today! Why should we trust you?
Kri. That was just for fun! This is..well...
Andy. (Interrupting) Just for fun. Go away, you jerk!
Kri. I’ll show you! (Disappears in a puff of smoke) (Enter Leo and George)
George. You people still here? Losers! (Wanders away again, swearing to himself)
Leo. Yeah! What a bunch a...(Sees Andy)..Oh my god! Where did you get those lips?! Where?!
Andy. A side effect of a visibility spell. Ugly, aren’t they?
Leo. Yes, horribly ugly! I wish I had them! Waaaahhhhh! I trade you anything for your lips! Anything!
Andy. Well, normally I’d trade you in a second, but I can’t just give them to you.
Leo. (Holds up a handsaw) Yes, you can.
Andy. Ahhhhhh!!! (Runs away as fast as he can with Leo chasing behind him)
Meg. That was odd.
Sar. Would you stop saying that!!!
Meg. No.
Blog. Be careful. I sense danger with Ade’s depleted senses.
(Enter Krishna carrying a brown honey jar)
Kri. Hah! I told you I’d get you back!
Hea. With honey? What are you gonna do, make us eat it?
Meg. Yum. Can I have some?
Kri. Shut up! This isn’t honey! I just couldn’t find a better container!
Sar. Then what is it?
Kri. The scent of Envy! Hah hah hah! (Opens jar, then goes invisible)
Hea. What’s that smell?
Sar. It smells like hand cream! And it....Ohhh, Heather! I envy your heathenish ways!
Hea. I envy your ability to beat people up!
(Enter Leo)
Leo. Dang. I lost Andy. What happened? Meg. Leo! How I envy your choice of clothing! Can I have it?
Leo. NO! Then I’ll be naked!
Meg. Ade’s coat is worth any risk of blindness!
(Enter Andy)
Andy. What are you people doing? Nevermind. Anywho, Megan, can I have your ugliness to change my lips back to normal?
Leo. Don’t! I can just as easily saw them off! (Jumps at Andy with raised saw)
Andy. NO! (Screams and ducks, then runs toward Megan) I need your ugliness!
Leo. I need your lips! (Runs after him)
Meg. I need your clothes! (Runs after him)
Hea. (To Sarah) This is odd.
MegA. No! I’m odd!
Meg. (At same time, screaming) Hey! That’s my line!
Sar. Shut up! Hey, Heather!
Hea. What?
Sar. How can I be a heathen like you?
Hea. Worship yourself and become a Russian Spy.
Sar. Ewww, no! Absolutely no one can envy that!
Hea. That’s true. (The four parts of Ade come up behind them) Hey, how come you guys aren’t envious of each other?
Fran. We all come from the same person. We will eventually re-become Ade. We each have the same amount of power divided between us, so how can we envy each other? It’s like trying to envy your foot!
Hea. Come to think of it (takes off her shoe) I think that my foot is lovely. I wish I looked as beautiful as it does.
Sar. You already do.
Hea. Hey, thanks! (Looks over at Megan, Leo, and Andy running in circles after each other) You know, we should try to stop this.
Sar. Yeah, but it is very interesting.
Hea. True, but it would be nice to thwart Krishna’s plans.
Sar. (Angrily) Fine. So, what are we gonna do?
MegA. I hope you mean all of us.
Fran. Yeah! We’re useful too.
Blog. Except for me. I’m to diverse to do anything.
Fran. Shut up! I’m trying to convince them to take us with them.
Hea. Hmmmm. I guess you can help. But what can we do?
Sar. I know! We all got envious because of the hand lotion smell, right?
Hea. Yeah, so what? Sar. So we need something even smellier to stop it!
Hea. You mean...
Sar. Right. We need...
Tune: Achy Breaky Heart

We need George
Yucky, Smelly George
To stink up this place once again
So we need the sheep
the ugly little creep
But where can we find that woman?

Hea. Don’t insult women like that!
Sar. Sorry, but where is he?
Hea. I’m not sure.
Blog. I bet that we can find him!
Fran. Yeah! We can use our powers of Ugliness to find him!
Hea. Okay.
(The four parts of Ade set out to find him)




Act Four

Scene: Middle of Jungle in Ancient Ruins of a Temple
Fran. (Yelling) Geeeooorrrrgggee!! Here sheepy, sheepy, sheepy!
YiA. It’s no use! My annoyance, your ugliness, and her weirdness haven’t helped us at all! We’ll never find that stupid hunk of mutton!
Blog. I do believe that you have forgotten moi. If you’ll allow me to use Ade’s under-developed psychic senses....Ah-hah! He’s over by that statue of Agni.
(The four parts of Ade walk over to where George is staring at the statues face)
Fran. What are you doing?
Geo. Having a staring contest.
Fran. With a statue? Sounds like something MegAde would do.
MegA. I should have thought of that!
(Statue turns its head and blinks at them)
Geo. All right! I won!
Agni. (Growling) Who dares enter this sacred temple without my permission?
Fran. Sacred? Seems the priests have abandoned this place a long time ago.
Agni. (Glances around and looks as upset as statue can manage) They have, haven’t they!?
(Bursts into stony tears) Waaaahhhh! Everyone loves Sita and Vishnu and Ganesha, but what about Agni? Nobody loves my master, or me!
(The four parts of Ade)

Tune: Go eat worms

Nobody loves me
everybody hates me
I guess I’ll go eat cheese
Gooda, Cheddar
The sharper, the better
and some Muenster, please

Agni. Is that really what you do when your feeling down? (The four parts nod) Okay then! Thanks! Bye! (Statue disappears in a puff of black smoke)
Geo. Why are you guys here?
YiA. Heather and Sarah sent us to look for you.
Geo. Why?
Fran. We need your stench to fumigate the clearing of the scent of hand lotion.
Geo. And why should I help you?
MegA. Because if you don’t, FranAde will go out with you.
Geo. I’ll help! I’ll help!
(Exit all of them)


Next Scene: A small clearing in the Jungle


(Enter the four parts of Ade and George, wearing a rain coat)
Geo. Awww, why do I have to wear this rain coat again?
Fran. Because it makes your smell stay close to you, so when we take it off, your smell will be at it’s best potential of fumigation.
MegA. You mean worst potential.
Fran. Whatever. Look, here we are now.
YiA. (Whistles) Things don’t seem to have improved much.
Fran. Yeah. You’d have thought those people would have gotten tired running around in circles like that.
Geo. Can I take this thing off now?
Fran. Hold on. (The four parts put clothespins on their noses) Now. (George takes off his raincoat. You can see his toxic stench slowly spreading across the clearing. Everyone except the four parts and George starts gagging and choking. As a wind blows the stench away everyone sits up and looks around, dazed and confused.)
Leo. What happened? Why am I carrying a handsaw?
Hea. And why am I hugging my foot?
Sar. I think you were trying to meld with it.
Hea. Huh?
Sar. (Shakes her head) I’m not sure.
Fran. Wooo-hooo! We did it!
Hea. Yeah. Congrates.
(Enter Ganesha)
Gan. I’m back. What did I miss?
Andy. Everything. After you went back to your temple, Krishna came and let loose some scent that made us envy each other, so...
Fran. ..so me and my counterparts went and found Luke and brought him back so that his stench could overpower the scent of envy.
Gan. Congratulations, my worshippers. Come FranAde, MegAde, YiAde, and Blog, its time for you to turn back to normal.
All4. No! We like being the way we are!
Meg. But Ade needs to exist too!
All4. Too bad! We’re staying just like this.
Meg. Oh yeah, how would you like to spend your life with the same song stuck in your heads 24/7?
Fran. You wouldn’t...
Meg.
Tune: Foodland Theme

Foodland, making it easy
Foodla...

All4. NOOO! We give up! We give up! We’ll turn back into Ade.
Gan. Good. (Whispers a magic spell and points at them. A big flash of lightning and a cloud of smoke) There we go.
Ade. Whoa. That was odd.
Meg. WOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP STEALING MY LINE???!!!!
Sar. No.
Ade. So, now what do we do? India’s polluted with George’s stench.
Andy. I don’t care what you do so as long as you get rid of these lips first!
Meg. No problem. Ade, if you’ll kindly assist me...
Ade. Okay.
Both. Aum Shum Leeeppppsss-guuuuuuu-awwaayyyhhhh-du-le-mutttuuunnnn Nama Aum!
Meg. (To Ade) Why didn't we just do that in the beginning?
Ade. I dunno. Hey, wait. I have an idea!
(Another poof of smoke)
Andy. Cool. (Smacks lips) All better now.
Leo. Better? Try wonderful! (His lips are four times the size they were originally)
Meg. Well, we thought that you might appreciate them, so...
Leo. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou! (Trys to kiss her hand but Megan avoids and hits him on the head.)
Meg. Why you little..
Hea. Hey, so what are we gonna do now?
Leo. Why don’t we go to Hilton Head? I have someone to show my new lips to.
(Exit all)


Act Five


Scene: Hilton Head Island

(Enter Taylor Hanson in a tux and Leo in a bridal dress)
Sar. What?! Will someone please explain this to me?
Hea. You see, Leo and Taylor had been going out for some time, but when Leo proposed, Taylor refused because he had met someone with bigger lips.
Sar. Who?
Hea. I don’t know, but it turned out that the lips were fakes, so when Leo came back with lips four times the size as the original ones, Taylor fell in love all over again.
Meg. Aww, how romantic.
Sar. This sucks! I’m so envious.
Hea. Well, it’s about time you were.
Meg. I’m just glad to see two people in love with one another.
Leo. Why, thank you. (Picks up a compact and puts a new stick of lipstick on. By the time he’s done, the lipstick is used up) By the way, here’s Ade’s coat back.
Meg. Huh? I thought he was...
Leo. No he wasn’t. He was just hanging out. Seems he does that a lot.
Tay. Oh, and Megan, your jacket told me that it wasn’t his fault he was on the same hanger as your sisters coat. It seems that your mom hung him up there ‘cause there wasn’t anymore coat hangers.
Meg. Oh, Ade’s coat! (Gives it a big hug and kiss)
Ade. Ewww!! I don’t think I want it anymore.
Meg. Good, cause your not gonna get it back.
Hea. So it seems that this has turned out a happy ending after all.
Ade. I liked being envious. Didn’t you, Andy?
Andy. No. Not with the lips.
Hea. Oh, well. It was a pretty happy wedding after being blessed by Ganesha and Agni.
Ade. What about Krishna?
Hea. Agni got mad at him and sent him to Russia to start helping build nukes.
Meg. Well that sucks.
Hea. So what? Nothing’s happened yet. It seems that everyone’s happy.
Sar. (Crying) ...Taylor! Don’t you love me? Waaaahhhhhh....
All.
Tune: Dreams

Oh, Envy
Has such uncertainty
When you’re chasing me
But the sin
I’d commit again
I just love Envy
love Envy

(We all start yodeling. Leo kisses Taylor and accidentally envelops his entire head. Sarah bursts out crying and runs away.)
Sar. Oh, Taylor! How could you........

The End
(Click)

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