Master Pimp Big Al
UPSKIRT TIPS and TRICKS
Equipment (SETUP and IDEAS)
1) Rack Sack Bag: Ideal as can have side pockets and/or odd shapes 2) My bag has a zipper on either side which I have shortened by about 3 cm leaving a small round slot of 3cm diameter for the lens to stick out. Ý 3) I use a JVC DV1 which is housed in a cardboard box (This is essential as I have to be sure that my camera will remain in its correct position whilst in the bag and always retain its correct 70 degree angle facing upwards.) The orange thing in my diagram is just another box which is used to keep camera tightly put. Ý Ý 4) The camera is inserted in its box (the box has various rightly cut holes and openings in order to operate the necessary buttons) Ý Various other smaller plastic carrier bags and a t-shirt are thrown in the bag to keep everything from moving around. A large 6V 4Ah Lead Acid battery is connected to give me trouble free battery life for extended voyeuring!) I have added a small 2.5" CASIO TV with AV inputs connected to the camera so that I know exactly if camera is OK, recording, time left on tape as well as other useful info needed. Ý 5) Setup is ready, only thing needed is a medium sized carrier bag which I use to cover whatever shows of the video camera lens. This is necessary while walking around as some people who are walking straight at you have a natural tendency to look right at your bag in such a great detail as if the where voyeurs themselves. Only make sure you don't use a bag from a shop like "The voyeur SHOP" or "SPY CAM GALLORE" or "COVERT CAM SHOP" etc. Try something different everyday as I do and make sure it is not from a local store nor worn out. If it looks faded they will probably thing youa re one of those homeless people carrying all their home in a bag! Ý Preparation (Are you UP to this JOB?) Ý Only go out if you: 1) Feel that you can pull a straight face, 2) Don't blush when doing something naughty 3) Can operate your equipment with your eyes closed 4) Can run fast or can pretend (be a good actor!) if things turn wrong while in action 5) Don't have a heart problem, and have a good fast walking pace 6) Have a setup which has been tested in a mock environment first (upskirt your dog or your self!!) Ý FILMING (Do's & Don'ts) Ý Do's and Don'ts: 1) Don't go chasing madly behind every mini skirt you see walking around. You will look like an idiot and some girls become very self conscious as to whom is walking behind them. Especially if they walk fast and you try to do same pace with a bag walking like a cripple!!! 2) When filming under a skirt while waiting to cross at a traffic light make sure no-one next to you is looking down (natural tendency of humans to look down!! shit!!!) and when light goes green try to stop filming as people walking towards you can see something strange 3) Don't try to chase girls in the street, you will run out of breath and if lucky you will get about 1 sec of footage while wasting about 100 calories of energy chasing after those legs! 4) Avoid Shopping centers,Ý Malls or big Department Stores etc. I know these are very good places but have a lot of security guys and lately even girls dressed in plain clothes. Also they have some good security systems (cameras etc) which might spot you for a shop lifter or even worse (as happened to a guy I heard) for a terrorist who wanted to spot a good place to plant his bomb (He was visiting the same place every day after work, same time same bag etc) Security men thought he was checking out which day of the week the bomb would cause greater damage!!!! 5) Airport and bank are good to get stuck in, and here in Greece any Civil Service Que will get you going for more than 20 mins! Wait for the babe to come and stick behind her. (I got stuck with a granny waiting for her pension in a bank que the other day in between a gorgeous blonde 6 foot babe. I had to barge in front of the grannie while she was not looking, only to aggravate her so much that she called security to put me back in my que!!!!!!) In the end I upskirted the granny... (I will watch that video in 50 years!!!!) 6) Prefferably go to McDonalds and other fast food places especially during peak lunch hours. Try if you can find a not so fast food restaurant . (I mean a place where the till service runs very very slow) You can always pretend you are choosing what to order while looking up at the menu displays and sticking your bag forward up a girls ass!!! You can even be a polite gentleman giving your turn to a beautiful girl always wearing a short mini skirt while you still decide!!! (I spent about 20 mins in my local burger shop and filmed up 6 different girls for 3 mins each!!!) Advantage of these places are the fluorescent lights which are located right under the sill where you lean on when ordering this gives a bright light which usually goes through the skirts illuminating their asses. 7) Avoid hanging around same places every day, voyeuring that is!!! I never go to same place more than once a week. ROTATE 8) I use my motorbike (easy parking and easy to stop if you spot your "target") and try out a different neighbourhood every time. 9) Don't (as another person mentioned in some advise he gave to us), have eye contact with girls you "attack". This is just a precaution necessary if you don't have the luxury to move around places and are confounded in your neighbourhood!! Less eye contact means less chances to remember you. 10) Go into shops and ask for the mini skirted assistant to help you out. While she has her back turned to you and she is getting something off the self she is "attacked". Also as she is showing you a shirt, blouse etc you have the bag on the floor with camera lens between your legs pointing towards her then you remove the carrier bag and presto a frontal upskirt is possible. 11) Dress well not necessarily in a suit but casually and smartly, try to use some "named" clothes, this can sometimes distinguish you from a "bum". Also if you are smartly dressed you attract more of the assistant attention in a shop (they think.. he might buy it) 12) In a newsagency or kiosk try to identify a magazine that is extinct or has been returned in view of this months copy coming out. This way you can pretend you are looking for it and then ask over the counter for it. 100% you are sympathised for wasting so much time with no luck!!! Other times newsagent who has spotted you wondering in his shop will not be happy if you don't buy or ask for anything! This way you gain his sympathy and it does not cost you anything! 13) When weather is very hot, go to the kiosk and ask for a small bottle of water. It is the cheapest thing sold there! and can get you behind a girl who is thirsty as well. Don't over do it as you will like I did (drunk 10 bottles of water) walk like a baloon full of water, and will very soon look for a place to pee!!! 14) In bus stops and on the bus, is a good place to "attack". But please try not to get all the grannies!!! (Yes it is true 60% of passengers on buses are over 70 years old!!!! I spot a girl in a bus stop and get behind her (during peak hours) then wait for her to get on any bus, follow her. She will most likely stand up, unless she is a granny no one will offer her a seat! Then use your bagcam, problem here is light. This can be overcome with a small "maglite" torch which can be remotely operated from the bags handle. "MAGLITE" is a "brand name" and make a torch with a zoom lens, YES! Zoom lens!!! size is 4 cm long 0.5cm wide. 15) Girls in tight stretch minis are to be avoided. Skirt is to tight to let the camera film anything. Only thing you will be lucky to see is panty colour. 16) Girls in Jean skirts are mostly wearing white cottons, avoid them unless you are into cotties 17) Check the panty line before filming (sometimes this is possible). If it is a g-string or a lovely thong triangle you should not miss it out. 18) Loose girlie dresses are good to upskirt as mostly the panties are all over their asses, one ass cheeck is usually exposed. Start filming and wait for that hand to fix the panty right, usually this can expose some pussy! 19) Well there could be other things to avoid or to look for but I have not brainstormed them yet!!! Ý Ý BTW - Please be careful as the results of a succesful upskirt voyeur expedition can be extrafantastic, but the results of being caught or humiliated in a public place can be terrible. As so far I haven't experienced the results of an unsuccesful one, this is partially due to the reason that I take it easy and I am very precautionary in my actions. If your subject doesn't "smell" right I let it pass and wait till you go for the next one. Remember this: "There are so many fish in the sea - one less is not that many" This is my golden rule. Don't overestimate your capabilities and don't over do it by all means!
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