I am thoroughly repulsed by your detailed description of my alternative
beauty. I may not be Sexy, but then again, I do not have to fulfill Bill
Oakenthorpe's thoroughbred appetite every Wednesday night at Balls and Rods.
Reproachfully,
Shawna
Dear Mayor Wabash:
Thank you for your impersonal form letter. Please be advised that I am a
citizen of Weltsville and proud of it.
ps our "Wonder Waffle" beats your pancake every time and I'm not the only one
who thinks so.
Sincerely,
You know who.
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of horseparks in the suburbs, with spectacular riding on small horses
(developpes out of Indonesian Java-or Batakponies for example)through
dunes of coloured plastic balls. In downtoun there would be barns in
front of the houses, and the mares would have pierced vagins. Young guys
would proudly ride around in the city on the bags of their lovebeasts,
with rollerskates on their feets touching almoust the floor. The ponies
would have higly attached tails and their vagins always hot. The saddle
would be a kind of slim blanket with incorporated sensors etc. It would
never be remooved from their back. It would augment the sensual
communication between horse and rider. These sensual saddles exist
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Dear Mayor Wabash:
I assume that the fire, like everything else in your one horse town, was a
simulation. Simulate THIS!!
Chapelsnap can't carry Weltsville's jock!!!!!
Muff Fuh
Weltsville's Hairstylist to the Stars
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Dear Garrison,
Our records show that you apparently never received the results of the
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different personality traits, (Aggressive-Inhibited, Happy-Depressed, etc.)
however, the interrelation between these 20 points provides additional
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Pennsylvania 19107, Tel: 215-564-1547.
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right away via email (scientologyinfo@scientology.net) or our toll free 800
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Are gays welcome in Chapelsnap? You know, like the ones you see on TV
with the funny hats and the leather pants and stuff?
Just (Bi-) curious,
F. A. Garfield
Your comments should be sent to Chapelsnap via:
chapelsnap@juno.com
Reproachfully,
Shawna
Dear Mayor Wabash:
Thank you for your impersonal form letter. Please be advised that I am a
citizen of Weltsville and proud of it.
ps our "Wonder Waffle" beats your pancake every time and I'm not the only one
who thinks so.
Sincerely,
You know who.
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Sex with horses is really great! Perhaps in 30 years there will be kinds
of horseparks in the suburbs, with spectacular riding on small horses
(developpes out of Indonesian Java-or Batakponies for example)through
dunes of coloured plastic balls. In downtoun there would be barns in
front of the houses, and the mares would have pierced vagins. Young guys
would proudly ride around in the city on the bags of their lovebeasts,
with rollerskates on their feets touching almoust the floor. The ponies
would have higly attached tails and their vagins always hot. The saddle
would be a kind of slim blanket with incorporated sensors etc. It would
never be remooved from their back. It would augment the sensual
communication between horse and rider. These sensual saddles exist
already!
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To whom it may concern:
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On your page,
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two images from our website,
"FruitSellr.gif" and "DeathGrl.gif" are being used without permission.
Please remove them immediately or we will institute legal action.
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The Local Guy's Guide to San Diego.
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Dear Mayor Wabash:
I assume that the fire, like everything else in your one horse town, was a
simulation. Simulate THIS!!
Chapelsnap can't carry Weltsville's jock!!!!!
Muff Fuh
Weltsville's Hairstylist to the Stars
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Dear Garrison,
Our records show that you apparently never received the results of the
on-line Personality Test which you filled out on 8/11/97.
It was possibly not made clear when you originally did the test that it is
our policy not to send the Personality Test results by e-mail. There are two
reasons for this. One is out of respect for your privacy. This test is a
serious one which provides an in-depth look at your strengths and
weaknesses. The results are for you only.
The second reason is that the correct interpretation of these results
requires a skilled evaluator. Your test graph will show you your score of 20
different personality traits, (Aggressive-Inhibited, Happy-Depressed, etc.)
however, the interrelation between these 20 points provides additional
layers of insight visible to the trained test evaluator. The test graph
itself shows very little without the assistance of a trained evaluator.
For this reason, it is standard with this type of test that the results be
given to you in full by a trained test evaluator at one of our testing
centers. This is not a gag or a gimmick. It is part of the free testing
service and there is no change or obligation.
Should you wish to do something to improve your graph (and, contrary to the
tenets of psychology, such things as personality, intelligence and ability
can be improved), we can recommend courses, books and services to help you
do that. You are under no obligation to buy or join anything. This is a free
community service.
Your test results are important to you and your life. They reveal things
about your personality that are affecting your relationships, your career,
your well being and happiness every single day of your life. Without these
results, you are living blind. With them, you will see how to make the most
of your strengths and minimize your weaknesses.
Your test results show that you have a situation in your life that is
preventing you from being happy and achieving your full potential. You need
the full evaluation of your test so you can do something about it.
I am including here the address and phone number of our nearest test
center. Call them right away and make an appointment for a time when you can
come in and see one of our trained evaluators. Your test evaluation will
take less than an hour. The location information for the test center near
you is: Church of Scientology of Pennsylvania, 1315 Race St., Philadelphia,
Pennsylvania 19107, Tel: 215-564-1547.
If for some reason the location above is not convenient, please let us know
right away via email (scientologyinfo@scientology.net) or our toll free 800
information line: 1-800-334-5433. In addition to the hundreds of Churches
of Scientology around the world, (of which the address above is one) there
are many thousands of groups worldwide who can also deliver your free test
evaluation. So it is very likely that another location closer to you can be
found if the one above is not convenient.
Sincerely,
Joshua Charbonneau
Scientology Information Center
scientologyinfo@scientology.net
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Are gays welcome in Chapelsnap? You know, like the ones you see on TV
with the funny hats and the leather pants and stuff?
Just (Bi-) curious,
F. A. Garfield
Your comments should be sent to Chapelsnap via:
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