Last year, Chapelsnap's lovelorn couple, Theo and Francine McPoodle,
held hands and threw themselves into Chapelsnap ravine.* This is our
first and last instance of suicide, although this evening, another
Chapelsnaper, their daughter, Shawna McPoodle, tried to
ruin our unblemished record.
Chapelsnap Gorge, near Weltsville
Hey critter, get back to Chapelsnap
*-There is some speculation that this romanticized version of the
tale is false, as those who were at the scene report Theo pushing
Francine off the edge.
