Syllabus

Professor Rutherford Juntha

Department of Anthropology

Chapelsnap Community College

Course Code: Anthropology 001

Fall semester:

Week One: Origins of Man and Society

Week Two: The Fossil Record

Week Three: Class trip: Atlantis

Week Four: Iron Age Culture

Week Five: Developments in the Far East

Week Six: The people living in my teeth

Week Seven: Early Toolmaking

Week Eight: Homonid Dance Recitals

Week Nine: *Thanksgiving-No Class*

Week Ten: Review and Midterm

Week Eleven: Guest Lecturer: Bigfoot

Update:All students may apply for full refund for course tuition; Letter just received:

 

Dr. Professor Juntha:



This is to inform you that your guest lecturer, hereafter referred to as

"Bigfoot" will be unable to fulfill his contractual obligations by 

appearing as

the guest speaker at your final class this fall at Chapelsnap 

University.  Due

to a scheduling snafu, he will be presiding over the "Miss Frozen Tundra"

contest sponsored by Amstel Light in Vancouver.



I have taken the liberty of inserting another one of my clients, "He-Man" to

replace Bigfoot.  His presentation is very similar and includes music,

a slide-show and a "test of strength" which includes, with the school's

permission, audience participation.  If  He-Man does not fit your needs, you

may receive a partial refund or choose a replacement from the following 

list of

available speakers:



Fireball

Voodoo Vince

Ben Dover

Preston Upbutton

Wax-Boy

Phyllis Glass     

Jean Ann Tonic





Once again let me apologize for this unfortunate situation. Hoping to be your

choice in the future, I remain,
 Sincerely Yours,







Curt Manners


Agent for Unusual Acts