The Redneck Medical Dictionary
Benign....................What you are after you be eight.
Artery....................The study of paintings.
Bacteria..................Back door to the cafeteria.
Barium....................What the doctors do when a patient dies.
Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.
CAT scan..................Looking for a kitty.
Cauterize.................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.....................A sheep dog.
Coma......................A punctuation mark.
D&C.......................Where Washington is.
Dilate....................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester....................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula....................A small lie.
Genital...................Non-Jewish person.
G.I. Series...............World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail..................What you put your coat on.
Impotent..................Distinguished; Well-known.
Labor Pain................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.............A doctors cane.
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
Node......................I knew it.
Outpatient................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear.................A fatherhood test.
Recovery Room.............A place to do upholstering.
Rectum....................It almost killed him.
Secretion.................Hiding something.
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A very small table.
Terminal Illness..........Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.....................More than one.
Urine.....................Oppisite of you're out.
Varicose..................Near by; Close by.
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