The O.J. Trial...As Told By Dr Seuss
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.
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I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, and took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag!! My bag!! Hey!! Leave it be!!
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When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause the gash.
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I have nothing, nothing to hide.
My friend, he took me for a ride.
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Did you take this persons life?
Did you do it with a knife?
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I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
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Did you hit her from above?
Did you drop this bloddy glove?
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I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear the bloody glove.
I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
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And now I'm free, I can return,
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family, whom I love.
Hey now I'm free--give me back my glove!!
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