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GWBush - anti bush bumper stickers
- Re-elect Bush: because you've waited for Armageddon long enough
- You voted for Bush and all I got was this lousy recession.
- Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking!
- GWBush: Not a Crackhead Anymore!
- 4 out of 5 voices in my head say Go For It!
- (On a VW being pulled by an RV) Don't honk, I'm pushing as hard as I can.
- A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
- Answer my prayer -- steal this car.
- As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
- CAUTION! - Driver legally blonde!
- Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex
- Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
- God is Coming and is she PISSED
- Heavily medicated for your safety.
- Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
- I'm only driving this way to piss you off.
- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
- I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
- I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
- I brake suddenly for tailgaters
- I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
- I have a nice body. It's in my trunk.
- I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
- I is a college student.
- I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.
- I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim Is Improving
- If everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane!
- If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
- If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
- Invest in America. Buy a Congressman!
- Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
- Jesus is coming look busy.
- Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
- Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
- My other car is also a piece of junk
- Politicians & Diapers need to be changed... often for the same reason
- This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle
- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
- (On the back of a VW Beetle) Don't honk, I'm peddling as fast as I can.
- (Upside down on the bumper of a Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Jeep Over.
- Attention: Driver carries less than $20 in ammunition.
- Beat the 5 o'clock rush, leave work at noon!
- Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
- Do not wash this car. It is undergoing a scientific dirt experiment.
- Don't Annoy The Crazy Person.
- Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here.
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
- Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
- Don't steal, the government hates competition.
- Drive carefully! Remember, it's not only a car that can be recalled by it's maker.
- Drive carefully, we need every taxpayer we can get.
- Drive defensively - buy a tank.
- Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember...
- Earth first! (We'll strip-mine the other planets later)
- Even though this is a stupid bumper sticker, you're squinting to read it.
- Forget About World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
- FREE TIBET! (with the purchase of a 44 oz. drink).
- Hang up and drive!
- Help beautify our dumps. Throw away something pretty.
- Honk if you're a goose.
- Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!
- Honk if you like obscene gestures!
- Honk if you love Britney Spears. Then run into a tree.
- Honk if you love peace and quiet.
- Honk your brains out, it wont take long.
- Horn broken, watch for finger.
- How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting!
- I brake for hallucinations.
- I brake for No Apparent Reason.
- I brake for tailgaters. Hard.
- I drive this way just to piss you off.
- I drive waaay too fast to worry about cholesterol.
- I love animals, especially in a good gravy.
- I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!
- I wonder if you'd drive any better with that car phone up your butt?
- If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you.
- If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
- If you can read this, you are in phaser range.
- If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off!
- IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
- Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
- Jesus saves - Gretzky gets the rebound and scores!
- Keep honking - I'm reloading.
- My Governor can beat up your Governor. (Minnesota bumper sticker)
- My karma ran over your dogma.
- My kid beat up your honor student.
- My kid was Prisoner of the Month at Orange County Jail.
- My Other car is a beater (On the back of a beater).
- Pray for whirled peas.
- Prevent inbreeding - ban country music.
- So many pedestrians, so little time!
- Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
- Supporting America's Militant Agnostics... we don't know, and you don't either.
- There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead.
- They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
- This is a sign written on a back of a truck: Overtakers beware, you might meet the Undertaker.
- Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left.
- Wanted: Overnight Meaningful Relationship
- Where are we going and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- Why am I the only person on earth who knows how to drive?
- You're driving a car. It isn't a telephone booth, a beauty parlor or a restaurant.
- You go on ahead, I'll see you at the next light.
- You may touch the dust just don't write in it.
- You! Out of the gene pool!
- Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
- Zero to bitch in 2.4 seconds.
- "No, YOU suck" - the mean people.
- You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
- Millions of sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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