You can fall down the stairs, you can fall from a tree. But the best way to fall is in love with me.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
(pointing at shirt) Is that felt? Would you like it to be?
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rooled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I just wanted you to know, we are going to have sex tonight...Whether or not you join me is totally up to you.
Hey, is it cold in here, or are you just glad to see me?
Stick with me baby and I'll buy you rocks as big as diamonds.
My feet are gettin' cold, 'cause you knocked my socks off!
Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
It's a good thing I've got a Porsche, 'cause you've got some dangerous curves.
I don't even need a crystal ball to see myself in your future.
You'd better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away.
Did you know that the scientific term for a woman like you is "beautimus maximus?"
Excuse me, but are those space pants your wearing, because you're out of this world.
Do you wash your clothes in Windex, because I can see myself in your pants.
Does your butt hurt? Because I have been staring at it for the past half hour.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day!
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What you don't like pizza?
That shirt is very becoming, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up.
(Motion for girl to come here with one finger), "If I can make you come with this finger, imagine what I could do with all five!"
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
I wanna use your thighs as earmuffs.
Are those real?
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock.
(Offer guy/girl a screw) Wanna screw? The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house and spread the word.
The only place I want to go is south of the border.
Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you.
Why don't you come over and we can do math; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and I'll multiply.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Mmmmmmm, you bring new meaning to the word "edible".
So, do you want to see something really swell?
Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get!
Hey baby.....can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of gardenhose?
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
They call me Milk, because I do your body good.
Hey baby, wanna wrestle.
Hi, do you want to have children? (assuming the answer is no) Ok then, can we just practice?
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
They say the best things in life are free.... they lied(but I do accept American Express)
This Valentines Day, I really want you to know how I feel.....So you better use both hands.
You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!
You're on my mind this Valentine's Day.....I'd prefer you on my bed.
This Valentine's Day I want you to know that I'm head-over-heels for you....and I know some other positions too.
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
You have 250 bones in your body, want another?
If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
Hey baby, can i tickle your belly from the inside?
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screwya.
Yo baby, I bust more nuts than a squirrel.