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Why did the chicken cross the road? 
Yoda: 
Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. 

Vader: 
Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. 

Luke: 
Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different. 

Leia: 
I don't know...I have a bad feeling about this. 

Han: 
Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent 
resident! 

C-3PO 
I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. 

R2-D2: 
beep beep be bop. 

Chewie: 
Gwrrrrooaaaaaaarrrrrrllllll! 

Ben: 
Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken-trust me. 

Boba Fett: 
What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! 

Wedge: 
My scope shows the other side, but it looks really far are you 
sure you can cross it? 

Jerjerrod: 
The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efferts. 

Bid: 
Die chicken wanga? 

Biggs: 
At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? 

Tarkin: 
 The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. 
Fear will keep those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car! 

Uncle Owen: 
I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that 
road. 

Aunt Beru: 
He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have crossed. It 
means so much to him. 

Admiral Ackbar: 
All chickens-prepare to cross the road on my mark. 

Lando: 
Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken! You got a lot of guts 
crossing that road, after what you pulled! 

Emperor: 
Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand. 

Jabba: 
Bo shuda chicken! 

Jaina Solo: 
Well then what are you waiting for, chicken? Cross the road. 

Jacen Solo: 
Blaster bolts, chicken! Cross the raod! 

Tenel Ka: 
The chicken crossed the road, this is a fact.