Why did the chicken cross the road? Yoda: Crossing the road makes not a chicken great. Vader: Because it could not resist the power of the Dark Side. Luke: Crossing the road is one thing, this is...totally different. Leia: I don't know...I have a bad feeling about this. Han: Hurry up, colonel sanders, or you're gonna be a permanent resident! C-3PO I am fluent in over six million ways of crossing the road. R2-D2: beep beep be bop. Chewie: Gwrrrrooaaaaaaarrrrrrllllll! Ben: Cross the road, chicken. Let go, chicken. Chicken-trust me. Boba Fett: What if the chicken doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me! Wedge: My scope shows the other side, but it looks really far are you sure you can cross it? Jerjerrod: The chicken is crossing the road? We shall double our efferts. Bid: Die chicken wanga? Biggs: At that speed, will you be able to cross in time? Tarkin: The regional governors now have direct control over their chickens. Fear will keep those chickens in line...fear of getting hit by a car! Uncle Owen: I told you to forget it. You're only concern is to cross that road. Aunt Beru: He can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have crossed. It means so much to him. Admiral Ackbar: All chickens-prepare to cross the road on my mark. Lando: Why you slimy, no good, double-crossing chicken! You got a lot of guts crossing that road, after what you pulled! Emperor: Young fool. Only now, after getting hit by a car do you understand. Jabba: Bo shuda chicken! Jaina Solo: Well then what are you waiting for, chicken? Cross the road. Jacen Solo: Blaster bolts, chicken! Cross the raod! Tenel Ka: The chicken crossed the road, this is a fact.