Star Wars Macarena
from Mad Magazine


Obi-Wan Kenobi, he get by on Jedi pension!
He now suffer from arthritis- constipation not to mention!
Try to use El Force-o, brain all dried up like adobe!
Hey, Ben Kenobi!

Wookie El Chewbacca show off shaggy Bigfoot torso!
He member of El Hair Club--la Rogaine he now endorso!
Han Solo, he comprende--Wookie lingo mucho screwy!
Hey, Senior Chewy!

Flyboy is Han Solo, hot to jump on Princess Leia!
But Leia, she play hardball, never give him time of day-a!
Han no give a damn--soon Indy Jones his primo role-o
Hey, Flyboy Solo!

Bimbo Leia she play hard to get, by golly!
When she strip down to her skivvies, she one hot tamale!
Mucho kicks she gets when men they bow down, and obey-a!
Hey Princess Leia!

Dark Side turn Darth Vader into deep-space Dr. Death-o!
He turn off Rebels plenty with his wheezy morning breath-p!
Whole planets he wipe out--no one stop him like Ralph Nader!
Hey, El Lord Vader!

Jedi maestro Yoda he no bigger than a taco!
Come across like a drop-out Muppet--ears he steal from Mr. Spock-o!
Lives on distant planet--no one sure of his zip code-a!
Hey, Maestro Yoda!

Jabba fat like Limbaugh--grande glutto roly-poly!
He pig out on compadres--make them instant guacamole!
Soon el groundo shake-o with belcho fuioso!
Hey, Jabba Grosso!

Luke-o all shook up when learn Darth Vader is his padre!
Find out Leia she his sister--hope Jabba not his madre!
Mucho stupefield like gringo bombed out on Sambucco!
Hey, Senor Luke-o!

Gabby droid See-Threepio he big pain in el but-to!
All the time he fuss and worry--his big mouth he never shut-o!
Other droids they think a closet gay he just might be-o!
Hey, See-Threepio!

Robot Artoo-Deetoo he computer mucho grande!
So smart that even Window 95 he understande!
Glad to show you cyber-porn once price you both agree to!
Hey, Artoo-Deetoo!

Viva Star Wars movies and el megabucks they gross-o!
Viva merchandising!
Viva profits tremendoso!
Viva doll and comic books and T-shirts we supplying!
Hey, keep on Buying!