"At last, after two thousand years of work, the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

"At long last, my dream come true."

"Brace yourself for immediate disintegration."

"Capture that creature and return the Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

"Delays, delays."

"Gee wiz, that silly place irritates me so"

"I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Err isn't that lovely? Hmm?"

"I do believe you are right."

"I'm all agog."

"K-9, do you suppose all earth creatures behave like thataway?"

"Now, let's all play fair."

"Oh, dear. Now I shall have to create more martians."

"Oh, dear. Now I suppose I shall have to use force."

"Oh, drat these computers. They're so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them."

"Oh goody. My Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator."

"Oh goody. We're on."

"Oh, I'm going to blow it up."

"Technicalities, technicalities."

"That is an interplanetary flying space saucer. We are returning to Mars in it."

"Umm yes."

"Well, back to the old drawing board."

"Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom."

"You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed."

"You naughty Earth specimens."