A Bit About Me


I feel weird making a part about me, but alot of people have one so here goes:

My names Melissa but for short Mel, and for other reasons a few friends of mine call me Melvin, I'm from a small Pa town, and I'll be an electrician someday

Got a cat named Salmon that lives in the basement and a dog I call Pip

Right now I work at Mc Donalds and own a car, sometimes I drive my car (it's 2001 civic) I work ALOT they're shortstaffed so they schedule folks not unlike myself to come in whenever possible, they abuse me and they make me work even more then I used to, working in grill is better then dealing with customers and I get to throw things and pretend to know what I'm doing

I like to play bass guitar when I actually get some time to myself which I should be doing right now instead of updating this page

People that don't have a sense of humor are extremely annoying, just because you're anal retentive doesn't mean you can't be happy

I like the colors green & blue

Things I recommend that I happen to be thinking of at this particular moment:

Happy Gilmore- Great Movie
Unmerry Melodies- Great Album
Caller ID- Great Feature
Lava Lamps- Great Invention
Snowboarding- Great Way To Get A Concussion
Fuzzy Seat Covers- Great Thing To Have
Ed- Great uh nevermind

People never believe me when I tell them my age, I'm 18 so sell me cigarettes dammit!

Things that piss me off:
1. Call me missy go ahead bitch try it just try it
2. People who come to Mc Donalds and think they can walk all over you just because they're the customer I'll tell you where to go with your fucking self rightous ass shithead
3.Mark McKlosky/Ginny

My birthday is February 19th that would make me a cusp haha cusp

If you actually found that interesting you deserve a firm slap to the back of your head

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