Midnight Philosophy

There's two kinds of people in the world: Those who think there's two kinds of people in the world, and those who don't.



Eighty-five percent of all Americans don't believe statistics.

If you took all the lawyers in the world and laid them end to end, they'd probably sue you for it.

Four out of five people think the fifth one's a moron.

I like Math. But liking Math and being good at it are three different things.



Dying is the last thing I want to do.

People are dying today who never died before.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?



I have an idea for a TV show starring a midget psychic who's running from the law.
It's called Small Medium At Large.



What would Jesus do....For a Klondike Bar?

Everybody wants to go to Heaven....But nobody wants to die.



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