George Sounds
George discussing "salsa/seltzer"
"My name is George, I'm un-employed and lived with my parents."
"The sea was angry that day, like an old man trying to send soup back in a deli"
George asking his boss if it was wrong to have sex on his desk with the cleaning woman.
"For I am Costanza, Lord of the Idiots"
"Shut you trap and stop kicking the seat!!"
"Don't you just ever get on your knees and thank god you know me?"
"The tomato never took off as a hand fruit."