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Jerry
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Sounds

Cause people like to say SALSA!

"Oh It's a scene man!"

"And I'm going to hire you as my new Latex-salesman?"

"I am not an animal!"

Jerry Explaining "The magic Loogie."

I don't know about you but I have a hankering for some Doublemint gum."

Well, there's a possibility she can call an audible, if she got up to the line of scrimmage and didn't like the looks of the defense and changed the play.

"Yeah, you better give me the insurance because I'm going to beat the hell out of this thing"

"I think the correct pronunciatin is Manage' a tua."

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"

"The reservation keeps the car here, thats why you have the reservation. You know how to take the reservation but you don't know how the HOLD the reservation"

"Staring at Clevage is like staring at the sun. You cant stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then look away"

"This is so Fu**in good"

"The question is , are you still master of your domain?"

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