The facts of life
It's safe to say...
In a world of uncertainty, there are few things we can truly count on.
But here, in the following list, is the truth.
It's safe to say...
...you're not fully clean unless you're Zestfully clean.
...Bill Cosby has SOME connection with the Roswell incident.
...Chiapets are the ultimate animals.
...John Denver will always suck.
...Newt Gingrich will live forever because he's a pain in the ass.
...Bill Clinton + Marge Simpson= Jabba the hut.
...mixing saurkraut and Grey Pupon may cause an explosion.
...Alf IS really a cat-eating Alien from Melmack.
...Mork's famous saying, "Na-nu, Na-nu" translates into "Screw you, screw you"
in English.
...Dorothy was on an acid trip when she went to "Oz".
...Spock is a rinestone cowboy.
...there will always be that stupid idiot in studio audiences that laughs too
loudly at stuff that isn't funny.
...all murderers will be those quiet neighbors who always kept to themselves.
...WWF really stands for World Wide Faggots.
...Yoda will not have the force with him much longer if he keeps wearing
those damn Moo-moos.
...you can bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow the'll be sun...until the
damn thing BLOWS UP!
...Letterman will always be better than Leno and O'Brien will always be
better than Snyder.
...if you're an elf that lives in a tree, you make DAMN good cookies!
...Fabio would be perfect for a part in George of the Jungle.
...Jell-o is the food of Kings.
...Hurcules wears adult diapers.
And that my friends, are the facts.
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