When Pigs Fly...
When pigs fly...
Ever hear the saying, "When pigs fly"? Well, just in case we have to
clean our windshields of pig droppings, here's some alternatives.
When Barbra Walters gets a weave...
When Ross Perot gets elected President...
When Bob Newhart gets his name legally changed to Tipper...
When Bill Gates eats paste...
When the US gets hit with another Urkel crase...
When Fergie settles down...
When the Jets win the Superbowl...
When Roger Ebert stops making an ass of himself...
When Al Gore becomes a mud wrestler...
When Popeye replaces Spinach with Weed...
When Mr. Rogers doesn't change his damn shoes...
When the artist formally known as Prince refers to the john as the artist
formerly known as Mr. Potty...
When all truck drivers bleach their roots...
When Smokey Bear eats tofu...
When Bob Dole impersonators outnumber the Elvis impersonators in Vegas...
When the 4H's reputation as "fruity" changes to "bitchin'"...
When the Ghostbusters admit their ectoplasm is really Kool-aid...
When Norm Abram doesn't get wood working with wood...
When the Mafia agrees that Lucky Charms are magically delicious...
When I eat SPAM...
When the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star in the remake of Dirty Dancing...
When George Wendt makes a porno...
When I give a damn about Sprint's dime-a-minute rates...
When Tyson fights again...
When jogging with Clinton is an honor...
Do you know of anything that you're sure will never happen? Send me
your thoughts. *scjc@epix.net*
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