The Great Gap conspiracy
The Great Gap conspiracy
By Maddie...THANKS!!
This conspiracy was WAY to long to put it with the others but it was
too good to not be a part of my page...So now, I present you with,
THE GREAT GAP CONSPIRACY...
We've all seen Gap ads around town and in the mags, where artists
of our day are
posing in white bread clothing, trying to suck us into the scam. Although
some of
you consider it a sell out, it's much more than that. The Gap is not just a
clothing
line. With its vast interests in other, equally execrable clothing
conglomerates such
as Banana Republic, the Gap is nothing less than... a front for global
domintation.
In these turbulent times, the government is desperately searching for
some type of
population control in order to protect their vested clothing interests. If
you control
the way a person dresses, you control their minds. Radical clothes go
hand in hand
with radical thought, and thus, the Gap. Gap clothes have almost no
style: basic
colors, conservatively cut pants, sappy sweaters, soul-absorbing,
"basic" white
t-shirts and maybe if we're lucky, a horizontal stripe, or two. These
clothes promote
a straight, white, lame lifestyle, which is just how THEY want us to be.
The GAP is a present day incarnation of the secret clothing society that
has existed
throughout modern history, controlling an international flow of money,
arms,
drugs, and clothing; an elite core of powerful men who think that They
are the ones
who have the right to dress the planet. In fact, we can trace their
activities back to
World War II...
Hitler, for example, was outfitted by the same type of people who run
the Gap.
Where do you think the Nazis, from their depressed, ravaged, pre-war
community,
got the money for their snappy uniforms? It was channeled discreetly
into
Germany's corporate banking accounts by clothing kingpins in the United
States.
New uniforms meant an army, an army meant arms trade, and that
meant a war,
which, in turn, got America out of a crushing depression and established
us as a
world power.
The funding for WWII came primarily from Brown Brother's
Haberdashery, a
megalithic hat corporation. Brown Bros., which would later evolve into
one of the
holding companies that at one time probably held a major interest in the
Gap,
utilized the hat as their main method of clothing control. Men all looked
the same
in their identical hats, thereby eliminating visual individualism and
putting a kind
of metaphorical roof over free thought. Hats also made everyone's hair
look bad,
lowering self esteem. Those who rebelled against "hat head" were forced
to do so
with hair creams and oils, and the Brown Brothers Haberdashery just
happened to
have a monopoly on all hair care products produced at the time. It was
socially
unacceptable for women to wear fedoras, which was part of the scheme.
Hatless
women were kept in their place, and made to feel inferior. And of
course, hats were
always being lost, crushed, or left behind, so the clothing barrons were
generating a
tremendous inflow of cash from the sale of hats which the world didn't
even NEED.
The president, his foreign policy makers, business moguls and high
ranking cabinet
officials were part of an Old Boys Network that centered around
clothing. Their
families all held stock in Brown Brother's Haberdashery, and these
Bigwigs moved
from the clothing business into government office and back again into the
rag trade,
all the while creating policies and laws which conveniently furthered
their plots of
global clothing domination and financial gain.
Into this insidious scheme walked JFK, the first one to stand up to these
clothing
conspirators. He was a very stylish man, and when the Old Boys tried to
initiate the
young Senator into the fold, he defied Them. Have no illusions about the
assassination of Kennedy: it was a plot perpetrated and carried out by
The Gap. The
reason? He didn't wear a hat. At his inauguration, he stood in front of
the entire
country, his hair blowing gloriously in the wind, waving in a new era of
social
integration, harmony, and full bodied, manageable hair. Thanks to
Kennedy, we got
rid of the hat. Unfortunately, he would later die for it.
The evidence is undeniable. Look at Oswald, The Gap's fall guy. Is it a
coincidence
that he was one of the most horribly dressed assassins to ever train a
cross sight?
You've seen the pictures of him, wearing a ratty blue V-neck sweater as
the Dallas
police lead him to the station. He was later shot dead by Jack Ruby, who
of course
was...wearing a hat. All of these little pieces fall into place. There is no
such thing as
coincidence.
Also during the 1960s, civil rights movements and student uprisings
began posing a
serious threat to the clothing conspirator's power. As the black
community became
more vocal and stood up to oppression in America, white college
students became
involved. From this mixture, along with the music, art work, and
literature that
fueled the movement, a new sense of style developed. Look at photos of
the early
marches: young men with sunglasses and sideburns, women in patterned
mini
skirts and funked out hair. As the protests became widespread, riots,
unrest and
civil disobedience occurred throughout the country, and finally, youth
discarded
the restrictive, pathetically square clothing of the fifties and embraced
Style. Of
course it was right at this time that assassins cut down key leaders of
the people like
Bruce Lee. Then a tremendous, unprecedented flow of drugs poured into
the
country: pot, heroin, cocaine, LSD, uppers, downers... These drugs
didn't come
from nowhere, and The Gap knew what the drugs would do when They
shipped
them in. Young people got hooked, sidetracked and spaced out from all the
drugs,
and the movement became fragmented, disorganized, and unrealistic. But
the
biggest setback occurred in the clothing: the development of bell
bottoms! No one
looks good in these ridiculous pants, NO ONE. And when the rest of
America saw
these drugged out young kids walking around in peace beads and bell
bottoms, the
revolutionary movement was over. The kids who didn't do drugs were
shipped off
to Vietnam. They put them in a uniform, shaved their heads, put a gun in
their
hands and sent them out into the jungle to frag each other, figuring by
the time
Charlie was through with them, they wouldn't care too much about their
wardrobe.
And it worked. The kids shut up, the revolution was disbanded and we
slid
through the '70s into the '80s.
And here we are in the '90s, recession in America, depression around
the world.
The nation states have eroded, and as we slide into this new era,
economic and
ideological instability engulfs the planet. In addition, while we rollerblade
around
and watch Studs, The Gap is strengthening its stranglehold. As smaller
clothing
outlets go broke, The Gap swoops in and buys them out. Then, through
several
puppet corporate fronts they are buying out all aspects of the clothing
trade - the
textile manufacturers, the die producers, the raw materials that go into
the clothing,
plastics, metals, shipping corporations, factory outlets... And when they
have all of
that under their control, they will expand into the ownership of
pharmaceutical
corporations, medical facilities, military contractors, automobile
industries,
communications networks, electronics and computer manufacturers, as
well as the
producers and distributors of foodstuffs. At which point small wars and
skirmishes
will be staged to gain footholds in different parts of the world. Their
control will get
tighter and tighter, our clothing rights will completely disappear, and by
the year
2010 - 2020 if we are lucky - there will be at most six outfits in the
entire world.
You say this is crazy, that it can't happen here, but it isn't crazy and it
is happening
here. Indeed, the first steps have already been taken, but America is so
fat, lazy, and
complacent that we don't even see it. The laws are already written:
executive orders
passed by Reagan which let the CIA operate legally on domestic soil. The
CIA can
walk right into your house, open your closet, and replace all of your cool
clothes
with Gap junk - LEGALLY. Laws passed under Nixon allow the use of
military
bases and boot camps for the detention and rehabilitation of citizens,
which also is
in effect right now. As this decade progresses, they are going to need
more places to
lock up the troublemakers, because they are going to begin rounding us
up, shaving
our heads, and putting us in prison uniforms in record numbers. Anyone
who
shows the slightest sense of flare or style will be thrown into prisons
and boot
camps, where their taste will be beaten out of them. When they return to
the
community, they will be good little citizens who wear good little Gap
ensembles.
For those of us whose sense of style is too hard to break...they'll kill us.
The
Omnibus Crime Bill contains fifty new counts that will be enforced with
capital
punishment. FIFTY. Some of these laws are kind of strange, if you think
about it.
Like capital punishment for anyone caught running guerrilla clothing
outlets, black
market fabric trading, and/or instigation of revolutionary fashions. Do
you get the
feeling that they're preparing for some sort of backlash? Another
FOURTEEN
infractions carrying the punishment of death are vaguely written
clothing offenses,
with very tricky wording like: "what the president deems to be good
style...," and
"accessories which might possibly be conceivedas clashing components."
In other
words, legislative loopholes big enough for the President to drive a
Winnebago
through with his eyes closed...on QUAALUDES! Combine that with
provisions in
the same bill that nullify the appeals process for death row inmates, and
what we
are going to have as we roll into the New World Odor is an elimination of
the stylish
members of our population in record numbers. And it will all be done
LEGALLY.
Naturally they are already carrying this plan out.
Why do you think blacks are consigned to their ghetto jails, induced to
kill each
other, and relentlessly portrayed in the media as The Enemy? Because
the black
community is the best dressed group of people in the country. Sure
Russell
Simmons shops at The Gap, but otherwise blacks have tremendous sense
of style
that is a direct threat to The Gap. Consequently, as record numbers of
white kids
began buying suede sneakers which were named for a black basketball
star of the
1970s- and started snatching up any other bits of funky clothing- the Old
Boys had
no other choice but to start killing off such stylin' black trendsetters as
Willy Smith
and Jean Michel Basquiat.
The gay community is another notoriously well dressed group in our
country. I
don't want to offend many people by saying this, but They are not going
to do
anything about AIDS, because They look at it as population control. There
will be
no mad rush for a cure, medication will be kept out of the hands of the
sick, and by
the year 2000, thousands and thousands of some of the best dressed
people in our
country will be dead.
The time to act is now. The longer we hesitate from taking radical
action, the more
time They have to undermine our freedom. Racism, sexism, homophobia,
and our
general lack of harmony does Their job for them. We are so caught up in
arguments
about abortion, gun rights and political correctness, pointing fingers and
yelling at
each other, that we are missing the Big Picture. The Gap must be defied.
We must,
like Ricky Powell, wear clashing components, and one step further, we
must be
clashing components. Because once they tell us how to dress, they will
tell us how
to think, how to have sex, what to read, what to watch, what music to
listen to, and
what to think. And don't wait for the government to throw a pair of Gap
pants in
your face and say: "Wear these, sucker!", because by then it'll be too
late.
So remember, time is of the essence. We must all unite now to destroy
The Gap.
--I don't really believe the Gap killed Kennedy. This is what we call
satire; laugh
it up. But the fact that America is dressed like shit is no joke.
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