All the stuff you didn't want to know

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You've got a lot of time on your hands don't you?

Whoa, is someone actually READING this? Well I'm back to school, crappy 'ol SHS. I'll take time later to bitch about the teachers, but right now I think I'll complain about my crappy classes.

First there's Geometry, lemme tell you, it's hazardous to your health to have math that early in the morning. By the way, flow proofs suck.

Well after Geometry, there's advanced Biology. Ooo. Did you know dioxyribose, phosphate and numerous nucleic acids (such as Guanine, Adinine, and Thymine) make up a double helix DNA strand? Neither did I, guess that's why I failed that test...

Anyway, third period brings Art II. Basically my class for slacking off. Many a day I spend doing neglected Spanish homework and ignoring my cubistic drawings.

Then I head off to the class I dread. Spanish 3. For someone who can't even pass English with an A, it's a nightmare. Me cago agua. No hablo espanol bien. AND WHERE'S THE STUPID TILDE ON THE KEYBOARD!?!?! Look...I found it! ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ

Then I have US History II. Oooo. This is the only class I'm doing considerably well in. A- or B range I think. World War I stuff, trench warfare, Taft and Roosevelt...*snore*. Not that the next class is worth waking up for...

English. Grrrr. I have awful writing skills (as you can tell) and I hate reading so...I HATE ENGLISH! ARRRGH! Anyone wanna write some essays??

Then finally Lunch arrives. The one and only break I get during the day. This is where we get to make fun of Toxic Clown, one of the fattest, meanest, ugliest lunch monitors in the history of the SHS cafeteria. THAT'S an accomplishment!

7th period is Health class. It is a class where you are forced to sit and listen to a 6 foot, 50 year old man lecture about stress and exercise for 43 minutes non-stop. And as if that wasn't bad enough, you also have to deal with his bad taste in clothing. Every single pair of pants this man owns, has a stripe going down the legs. Either brown with a yellow stripe, or navy with a red stripe, the horror never stops. Anyone wanna sign up? Didn't think so...

And finally, to finish off every day, advanced placement Chemistry. AHHHH! Why didn't anyone TELL me about sig figs?!? I like Chem but I just need to study, I hate to study. It's a big phobia of mine. So I guess I'll just keep dragging my ass in Chem.

I thought this section wasn't funny enough, so I thought I'd add in some of the goals I want to accomplish in life.
1. I want to travel to Japan to see if they talk in sync.
2. I want to prove to all NY Ranger fans that the're wasting their time because Pittsburgh is obviously the better team.
3. I want to put an end to square dancing.
4. I want to deport Vanilla Ice and The New Kids on the Block.
5. I want to deny Fabio his green card.
6. I want to GET THE HELL OUT OF STROUDSBURG!
7. I want to ban Moo-moos and chose your own adventure books in the US.
8. I want to create a voodoo llama.
9. I want to eat saurkraut until I burst.
10. Oh yeah, I want to have peace on earth...blah blah blah.
But over all...
11. I want to see Chewbacca the wookie elected President.
See, I AM nuts.

Okay, a little more about me...like it's all that interesting...
I'll be 16 August 12th (1998), I'm about 5'3", and weight 96 pounds. I have blue-green eyes, relatively long blondish-brown hair and got rid of my glasses! People say I resemble MTV's animated character Daria (minus the sucky clothes), but it's just a joke...I hope, who knows. I just don't see it.

Oh geez, there's gotta be more but I dunno what else to stick here. Not like anyone's actually going to read this section, but hey, if you do and you wanna know more (sure you do...), e-mail me. Questions I deem worthy will be answered. :) scjc@epix.net You may also contact me on ICQ. My # is 2195892.



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