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Poison Elves

Fan Humor


The Poison Elves Guild is an elite organization comprised of a variety of individuals who share a common bond. That is kind of the PC way of saying that we're basically a bunch of semi-screwed up people who take pleasure in writing and responding to e-mail about PE and about our own semi-screwed lives. Of course, some of us are quite sane...

ANYWAY. In the pursuit of expanding my web page I decided to ask my fellow guild members an open-ended question and have the complete the sentence...the result? Well, see for yourselves...


Question: When no one is looking, Lusiphur likes to--

Strike Dirty Harry poses with his gun in the bathroom mirror, squinting his eyes and saying, "go ahead, Marauder...make my day."

Watch his own personal copy of Disney's Bambi.

Pretend he's a super-hero in a comic book. it pisses Parintachin clean off.

Pet bunny rabbits.

Read aloud from his Little Train That Could book. (it's his favorite)

Take the Well of Souls to marble tournements.

Pretend he's a smurf.

Tease Parintachin with thoughts of sanity.


Question: When no one is looking, Vido likes to--

Pretend he is a Pez dispenser.

Pretend he is a muppet.

Do a mean impression of the Chessire Cat.

Strap on a thong and run around yelling "NYAR!!" (I mean, have you ever seen him and the Purple marauder in the same place at the same time?)

Plot to take over the world.


More on the way...if I ever get the time...

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