EXPERIENCE OUR LIVES...you have been warned

DANNY BOY

Hi I'm Danny! You may call me hey you or what is he doing at practice.-DAN

WHITE TRASH WHAT'R'U'LOOKING'AT'Ahh'CRAP

this is jared. most people don't call me that anymore, just stupid nicknames. but anyway, that bio thing, okay, (long sip from a 400)I was born in philly, and to escape from the crime we moved to the burbs, well kinda, we didn't quite make it, adn i live closer to veteran's stadium and have to figtht off the 1 armed pimps ever night or so. I had to sell my last musical insttument to feed my family of 20, joe, herbie, bobby, bifff, bill, laquitsha, milton, joe 2, adn margerot,( i forget the rest of the names), playing with the skaffers has been my life long dream(HA), it is honest work that keeps me sober, evey now and then. So when i was asked to play with this great band i said "what?", i sooon jioned the band then quit, then i rejioned and was kicked out of the band, then i rerejioned and man it was cool. MAN Abington Sucks. -JARED

JASON GOTTA THINK OF SOMETHING WITTY TODD

Growing up in Harlem tauhgt me a lot about boxes. My dad owned a box factory and my mom was a slave. We make boxes. I personally made all the boxes for our band. All kinds of boxes. Big boxes, Small boxes, Home size boxes(The band lives together in a box) I graduated elementry school and went on to become a world class boxer. Then Mike Tyson bit off my arm but it regrew and I started doing underwear adds for Joe Boxer. With my new found riches I wanted to follow my lifelong passion. Box car racing. I blew my fortune and did what any self-respecting box expert would do. I joined a second rate ska band.

SETH RESIDENT HOMO HOMAN(NOT A BOX EXPERT)

I like Windex. Windex tastes good. I like Windex it helps me think clear man. Look at the pink pony wait thats Jared's shirt man I am really out of it.

PETE DON'T PUT ROGAINE ON YOUR FACE LARSEN

SCORE... I bottle pickles. Dill pickles ahhhhhh and mr pibb is my drug of choice. Mr. Pibb your my only friend in the whole world. One day we will be together when I kill them all for you my beautiful master. I will do your bidding Mr. Pibb it shall be so.

PAT/Chris Both sooooo not in the band but they smoke. Smoking is seen here. And its cool affects.