10. When you see people with cool patches, remember them, tell people you like them...when they ask you what song, say my friend taped it for me, so I don't know the names of the songs really
9. Be in a band at ALL times, even if you don't play or practice!
8. Make a how to be cool list.
7. Beat the living snot out of one of the Skaffers
6. Talk in school to your friends about the wild things you did in the night before in front of everybody in earshot, just void to mention it was online
5. Dis people with teenage angst, but by using teenage angst while doing it
THIS IS THE MARVELOUS MAGICAL JOE MARLIN
4. Do hardcore acts such as jumping of trains or playing foosball with no shoes
3. Read anything by Jolly Roger (author of the anarchist cookbook
2. Complain to your freinds like your suprised no one called you and nothings happening on a saturday night.
1. Go to bad-luck thirteen shows, and pretend to tie your shoes in the back the whole time, then get all the t-shirts
HARDCORE JOE MARLIN HIMSELF IS TEACHING US HOW TO BE COOL, AND WE ARE GENEROUS ENOUGH TO SHARE HIS SECRETS WITH YOU ALL..ya need it ....SCORE
