1. Knowing about the gifts that God has given you and not sharing the good news with others is like driving a tank to ACME and being like what.
2. Self-fulfillment is like Scrooge from Ducktales just swimming around in his bin of money and yet his life has no meaning.
3. Love is a lot like a good cheesesteak. It is a great gift that should be recieved with thanksgiving, but like a cheesesteak it would be foolish to base your life around that thing. To say that only when I get that perfect cheesesteak will I be truely happy and fullfilled.
THIS IS STEVE IN HIS DUCT TAPE KILT
4. Going to a show at the New Life coffee house and not seeing Mid-Iron Blast Shaft play is like going to Disney World and when you finally get on to the Dumbo ride your wing doesn't go up.
5. Steve can also often be heard saying phrases like "well hey man", "that's rough", and "you know what..."
6. Steve Huber on trade: You know if we had no money we could be like totally naked in the Garden of Eden and be like hey man you have 5 apples, thats a lot more than I have. I think we can work out a little deal. Steve was later heard trying to retract this quote
7. Its like the dumpster behind Taco Bell. Like having someone invite you to go to Disney World but your like no thanks I'd rather stay here in this dumpster behind Taco Bell. I've got all I need here why should I go anywhere else. People that don't have a realitionship with Jesus are like this. Not knowing what there missing. They think their alright but the are lacking the most important thing in their life. Jesus! (Not to say that Disney World isn't important but...ya know)
8. People often ask me, well, why can't God tolerate any sin. Is he a prick? Does he not want to have any fun? Well, that's like going up to somebody and being like 'hey man I've got this soda here for ya. It's great the only problem is its 1% urine. But the other 99% is great. Do you want a sip?'
9. The world tells you if it feels good do it. Well hey, my dog can do that. He spends the day pleasuring himself on the couch. Shouldn't sex be about a little more than what Rover is doing over there on the couch.
10. Cosmo and Vogue and all those other Woman's magazines always have 10 ways to spice up your sex life on the cover. And the #1 way is to be with a person that you can be truely in love with and be in a very committed relationship. HELLO! DUH! I think we call that marriage. God always intended for sex to be a part of marriage so it makes perfect sense that the best sex you are going to have is with your wife!
