FWA Frontier Visions #13
Pok-Non "Blood and Guts" Arena, Orion
**At the start of the program, Rex Brewer comes out for his usual bit, auctioning his services to the highest bidder. But not before releasing some other things that he has on his mind.
Rex Brewer: "They tell me that the FWA council is awarding Demise the Death Dealer with the 'FWA Frontier belt' tonight. But that really baffles the Rex, the 'most electrifying gigolo in sports entertainment today,' and now I don't think these folks smell what the Rex is brewin' either, because as I recall, the Rex was the last and greatest damn FWA TV champion there ever was, and so therefore should be entitled first in line to receive the new belt, and not some jabronie like the Death Dealer. But away from the subject of death, the Rex will deal with Demise's candy ass later, because tonight, a special lady gets to find out that *my* ass can be like candy - except that you can suck on a piece of me all night long, and unlike a Lifesaver, it doesn't shrink, if anything it's more like the Energizer bunny that just keeps growing, and growing, and growing!"
(At this point, Brewer gets a huge pop, as he runs the auction for several minutes. A hot Latino girl in a tight dress wins the auction this time, and Brewer invites her into the ring, where he places an arm around her.)
Brewer: "Lady, you are the 'Chosen One,' I am the 'Electric One,' and here is the 'Great One.' (looks suggestively down at his crotch to draw another huge pop.) So it looks like we're in for a bit of a 'threesome' when the Rex takes you in for a tour of my Whackdown Hotel, but first, the Rex is gonna give you a tour of the arena, if you smeelll... what the Rex... is brewin'!!!"
(Rex Brewer exits the ring with his latest customer, as the rest of the females in the audience feel jealous for her.)
*Mudhoney vs. The Dragons. Both are new tag teams in the FWA, but own solid resumes to put a pretty good match down on paper. They do not disappoint. The match shows great teamwork from both sides, but is almost spoiled when Pinch of Mudhoney cuts Koshiado of the Dragons pretty badly with a steak knife, but Koshiado won't hear of it, and insists the match continue. Too bad for Koshiado, as the severely fatigued Dragon falls prey to the BRICK CITY RUINS as the team of Mudhoney racks up their first win in the Frontier Wrestling Association.
**However, just when the winners celebrate, and the losers prepare to leave, the Schizmatics come down to the ring and spoil the party, destroying both teams. They take the mics...
Blasphemy: "And listen to this fact: we are the uncrowned champions of tag team wrestling, and we were screwed by the Theater of Pain, Post Mortem, and the whole entire damn FWA Council. But since they've fucked with us, it's not gonna be pretty for anyone that gets anywhere close..."
(Mudhoney both recover, as they ambush the Schizmatics from behind, and Pinch holds a steak knife to Heretic's throat. Static takes his round on the mic.)
Static: "Look, me and my partner, Pinch, we here just to make a living and face some tough competition, not to deal with some shitheads like you who are so full of fuckin' bullshit! But if it's a fight you want, then damnit, it's a fuckin' fight you'll get!"
(Pinch draws back his steak knife, and Mudhoney leave the ring. The Schizmatics, upset that their plans didn't go as they would have liked, leave shortly afterwards.)
**Jack Emerald comes down to the ring next, and calls out his longtime rival, the Rowdy Scot. He stares at Rowdy Scot for several minutes, before speaking.
Jack Emerald: "Rowdy Scot, you're not a man that I've liked in the past few years, me and you, we've had our differences... But as much as I hate to admit it, you've given me one helluva challenge night after night that we've wrestled..."
Rowdy Scot: "Get to the fuckin' point, I don't got all night--"
Jack Emerald: "Hey, cool it, ya damn Scot! Anyways, after last week's embarassment to Tommy Leech, I'm askin' you to give the tag team thing another try - just to prove to the fans that we're not as shitty as we looked last week, and then after that, move up to something more special like the tag team gold. You saw part of the tag team roster the FWA has to offer - it's shit. We can take things to the top, and we don't have to like each other. So what do ya say?"
(Emerald offers a hand, but Rowdy Scot is reluctant to shake it. Frustrated, Emerald begins to lose his patience)
Emerald: "Damnit, I asked you, what do you fuckin' say?"
(Rowdy Scot peers around the crowd to try and judge their reaction, but finally snatches the mic out of Emerald's hand without shaking.)
Rowdy Scot: "Look pal, you said it yourself. We don't gotta be friends. You wanna form a tag team, fine. But there's no chance in hell I'm gonna shake your hand in friendship. This is purely a business relationship - remember that!"
*Richard "the Manifesto" Banks vs. Johnny Vargo. This match is all Vargo, as the upset kid of several weeks cannot get a punch in on the Elitist. Vargo dazzles the crowd with his impressive plethora of moves, from the Johnny Bomb, to the JV Kick. Vargo finally ends the show with OVER NOW.
**After the match, Vargo continues to taunt his opponent, throwing him out of the ring, and getting full of himself and his victory.
**As Vargo exits backstage, R.K. Oasis joins him, and congratulates him on his "brilliant" victory.
RK Oasis: "Man, you are the man. You showed the fans out there that thanks to you, they're ripping off the FWA office by seeing such a great talent like you. Seeing you wrestle is priceless!"
Johnny Vargo: "I know, isn't it? I dominated that kid that gave Sean Mikkal Deveroux so much trouble too. I truly am the greatest. I wonder who can match up to me?"
RK Oasis: "Well, there is one person out there..."
Johnny Vargo: "Shit, that's right. I forgot about you, bro."
RK Oasis: "I'll let it slide this time, just because you're Johnny Vargo. But tonight, the fans will get two shows for one ticket, as they see me walk over that paper champ, 'Devious' Scott Deville and take his precious little gold off his scrawny little waist. And then I'll wear his belt, and I'll wear it proud, and the fans will be so happy that they came out tonight to see me win the FWA TV belt."
Johnny Vargo: "Man, you are so full of yourself."
RK Oasis: "I know. You are too. Ain't it great to be a member of the Elite?"
**The FWA Council comes out to the ring to award Demise the Death Dealer the FWA Frontier belt, by virtue of a victory in a battle royal at a local house show. The whole Contagion comes out to accept the prize, with Demise making a short speech.
Demise: "Here wherein, lies the beginning of my path of destruction. As the Union practiced the art of 'total warfare' in General Sherman's 'march to the sea,' I too shall lead my troops to total warfare, and leave no survivors in the FWA. In the times of revolution, the weak must be weeded out, and only the strong can stay. For those who have questioned me before, here is an object to raise my credibility!"
**Tommy Leech comes down to the ring, and stands on the announcer's table with a microphone in hand.
Tommy Leech: "Now, the guys here that know me know that I look first and foremost for a good fight, and X-Nails, I hear you're tough. Why don't you get your ass out here to see which one of us is the tougher one though?"
(X-Nails rushes down the rampway and aisle without saying a word or even pausing to give Leech a good look, and Leech meets him at ringside as the fight begins, and the ref agrees to call the match.)
*Tommy Leech vs. X-Nails. This wild brawl goes back and forth, and keeps the intensity of both the action itself, and the fans, up. The brawl spills over into the crowd, where Leech takes a big swing, and X-Nails ducks, as a raving fan unfortunately eats the fist. As they return to the ring, Leech throws X-Nails into the railing hard, knocking it out of place, and giving him the idea of bringing it into the ring. Both put the section to use, as it gets all bent up out of shape. X-Nails crotches Leech on it, and attempts a missle dropkick, but Leech falls off, and X-Nails ends up falling onto the railing, and cracking his back hard. Leech then hits a drop toe hold on the guardrail, and turns it on to its side, where the BLOODSUCKER keeps X-Nails down for the three count.
**Leech helps X-Nails up to his feet, but doesn't offer any word of sportsmanship, or even shake his hand, he just silently walks off, and accepts the cheers from the crowd.
**Backstage, Rex Brewer is seen giving his "customer" a tour of the arena. However, he does it in his boxers, and with his khakhi pants down to his ankles, as he draws a lot of incredulous stares from passer-bys. The FWA officials order him to pull his pants up, to which he responds...
Brewer: "Do you have a belt that I can keep? I seem to have lost mine when my last opponent got lucky. Damn, you hand the FWA Frontier Belt to Demise on a silver platter, but don't give a shit about the 'most electrifying gigolo in sports entertainment.' How can that be? The Rex oughta take this boot (lifting up from underneath his pants), turn it sideways, and shove it up all of your candy asses! 'Cause you all certainly do not smell what the Rex is brewin', and that's a crying shame!"
**Before zooming out to the ringside area, FWA newcomer Bloodlust is shown and interviewed. Sporting a blood-stained wife beater, he looks happy just to be in the building.
Bloodlust: "So this is where the fun is at? Hook me up! I'm told that in the Frontier Wrestling Association, blood spills like water, so I'm gonna feel right at home here. Folks call me Bloodlust, 'cause I like blood, and I'm here in the FWA to cause some massive blood losses for the pansies here that think they're all big and tough, but are afraid to see themselves covered in the substance that gives them life. FWA, beware, because Bloodlust has entered the building!"
**The camera moves to the edge of the curtain, as Lonestar awaits his call to enter the ring. Lonestar seems focused and ready for his upcoming matchup against Ken "The Ace" West.
Lonestar: "It's all a simple matter when it comes to me and West. You see, my relationship with my father is my business, but when you mess with my dad, you also mess with me. Ace, when all is said and done, I shall walk out of the ring, accomplishing the one thing I have set out to do - and that is to beat your ass! While for you, it will be all over but the crying!"
*Lonestar vs. Ken "The Ace" West. Lonestar wastes no time at all in this match, as he knocks West out of the ring, and begins hammering him with a steel chair. West appears to be in trouble, as he begins to bleed when Lonestar smashes his head in between the steel ringpost and the chair. However, as Lonestar sets a table up by the ring apron for a double-arm DDT, "The Ace" manages to prevent the move by cranking down on his biceps, and then leaps off the middle rope for a soft version of the front moonsault that barely cracks the far end of the table, but sends Lonestar to the floor nonetheless. West capitalizes on Lonestar, bringing him back in the ring and taking control, and is on the verge of hitting the ROYAL FLUSH when Lonestar turns it into a running powerbomb that lands West's head on the hard part of the ring apron and sets up nicely for Lonestar to hit the STRAY BULLET to take the cover and fall.
**After Lonestar's victory, the fans seem to pop in favor for the victor in the contest and he silently acknowledges the fans approval by raising both of his arms. However, as he approaches the top of the ramp, Kain emerges from the curtain with his arms on his hips and his legs spread apart facing down at his son. Kain says "Look son, we've gotta talk," and grabs Lonestar by the ear as he takes him backstage.
**Rex Brewer continues to give his Latino date a tour of the arena, and mentions "Honey, when we're through with this, I'll give you a detailed tour of the Rex himself," when they wander into a dark room. Brewer turns on the lights, and finds all four members of the Contagion inside. Demise stands in front, and mutters, "we've been waiting..." and sends his other three cohorts out against Brewer. Brewer doesn't go down without a fight though, as he hurls Oki Rex through the closet door, and smashes a vase lamp over the head of Pharcyde, but when Demise gets involved, Brewer is finally overwhelmed, as his "customer" screams in horror.
*Pharcyde vs. MC Carjack. Pharcyde comes out already bleeding from the shot he took from the vase lamp, but insists on wrestling the match anyway. However, Carjack takes advantage of Pharcyde's misfortunes, as he clobbers him with everything from the tire iron to the crutch, and takes the match with DROP THE CHASE in a matter of minutes over his bleeding mess of an opponent.
**After the match, the lights go out, and spotlight shows on Demise, who enters at the top of the ramp, and motions for Post Mortem to come out with Brewer's unconscious body. They bring the "most electrifying gigolo" and drop him at Carjack's feet, perhaps to show him the example of what happens to those who mess with the Contagion. Brewer slowly comes to, as he just finds where he is now, surrounded by the Contagion with only Carjack at his side. The Contagion circle around the two like vultures, until Deadlock bursts out of the crowd and clears the ring with Carjack's crutch. Demise calls his troops into a retreat, as Brewer takes a mic to issue a challenge out to Demise.
Rex Brewer: "Demise, I ain't afraid of your candy ass or your candier ass cohorts. The Rex will still lay the Whackdown on you, take the belt out of your hands, put it around my waist, pull your cohort's heads out of your ass, and then replace it with my boot! Because the Rex says there ain't no way you can top the most electrifying gigolo in the business today, so sign the damn match, and I guaren-damn-tee you that the Rex will emerge victorious, and you know that's what will happen too if you smell what the Rex is brewin'!"
*"Devious" Scott Deville (FWA TV champion) vs. RK Oasis - FWA TV title match. Deville starts out strong over his suitable challenger, taking all the shots and taking in very few of them, but RK shows what he's made of when he follows a long series of the RKO, HEADSCREEP, and SUPER SONIC SLAM. Deville tries to come back with a steel chair to the face, but RK slaps it out of his hand and hits the SUPERSONIC SLAM to gain the pinfall in dominant fashion and becomes the new FWA TV champ!
**Johnny Vargo comes out to celebrate, but RK rubs it into the youngster's face that he has a strap of gold around his waist, as the two celebrate their going 2-0 on tonight's broadcast, and we fade to black.
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