FWA Frontier Visions #6
Pok-Non “Blood and Guts” Arena, Rigel, Orion
**Rex Brewer comes down to the ring and offers his services to the highest bidder in the
audience. A fine brunette wins the bidding, and Rex invites her to join him in the ring, as
he places his arm around her.
Rex Brewer: And so it looks like you have been chosen out of the millions upon millions
of the Rex’s fans around the world, and so after tonight when I lay the whackdown on
Raza’s doody-poo sugar ass, take his FWA world title belt, and show that I am the ladies’
champ, the most electrifying gigolo in sports entertainment would like for you and me to
check into *my* Whackdown Hotel, for a night of hard pumpin’ action, if you smeeeell
what the Rex is brewin’!
(Raza bursts through the ramp with his FWA belt, and comes down looking pissed.)
Raza: Listen brotha, you think you can take this belt off my waist that easy, you don’t
know what’s comin’ to ya. Forget 3:16, 6:32, you’ve got Raza 9:48- three times as
pissed, and it don’t look pretty! So brotha, you stop worrying about your offstage
business, and start greasin’ up your ass, because before this broad gets any time with you,
just remember that I get you first! BEAT ME, if you can; SURVIVE... if I LET
YOU!
(Raza leaves abruptly, and Rex Brewer exits with the brunette.)
*Yojiri Onita vs. Lonestar. In the opening contest, Yojiri Onita tries to attack Lonestar before the bell rings, which pisses the crazed lunatic off, as Lonestar snaps into a fit of rage and beats Onita to the ground. Lonestar takes this match rather early with a somersault splash from the top rope, and the STRAY BULLET to show Onita just what happens when you raise the madman’s ire.
**As Lonestar leaves the ring, an interviewer catches him on the floor (visible on the screen is the referee reviving Onita, as the match’s loser sits up on his own, still dazed from the effects of the STRAY BULLET.) Lonestar combs his hair with both of his hands, and mutters some incomprehensible words before heading off without saying a word directly to the interviewer.
**Outside in the arena’s garage, one of FWA’s newest stars looks prepared for action as
Deadlock, dressed in a winter hat and leather jacket, cuts a few words on his entrance to
the Frontier Wrestling Association.
Deadlock: I’m not gonna take any shit from any mo’ fo’s here in the FWA, I show you
what I’m made of, I show you the real deal. Dey call me Deadlock, probably because of
my dreads, and de similarities between de names, but I’m just as deadly as the name sells,
and I’m gonna show you first hand in a matter of weeks dat I’m just as tough as the rest of
dem!
**Sean Mikkal Deveroux comes down to the ring and begins a brag session about how
great he is, yadda yadda yadda. He plays with the crowd, and draws significant heel heat,
before issuing an open challenge.
SMD: So I suppose you insolent morons need to be shown everything first hand before
you believe it? Well, I guess I can be nice enough to display my skills for you tonight, if I
only had an opponent to fight against--
(Richard Banks steps out on the ramp and draws a huge pop, as he walks calmly toward
the ring. However, SMD doesn’t bother waiting for him, and meets him in the aisleway as
we get under way.)
*Sean Mikkal Deveroux vs. Richard “the Manifesto” Banks. The two never quite make it to the ring, as the outside proves to be an equally effective stage for the two to combat. SMD gives Banks a licking or two in the beginning, and throws Banks hard into the guardrail, sending the match into the crowd where SMD follows with a springboard plancha that sees Banks trip over an abandoned chair. Richard Banks retaliates, however, and after hitting a series of violent maneuvers, sets up SMD for the RIOT ACT, which is a balcony dive that knocks the senses out of both men. Banks recovers first, and manages to drag SMD back into the ring for the cover and the win.
**”Hearthrob” Chris Chandler steps out into the ring, and motions for someone else to
come out as well, it’s the brunette that Rex Brewer selected earlier in the night! The two
walk down the ring together, as the brunette holds Chandler’s arm tightly. Chandler takes
the mic and speaks.
“Hearthrob” Chris Chandler: Some of you are probably wondering, what on earth am I
doing with a woman with tastes poor enough to hire Rex Brewer? Well I’ll tell you like
this, it wasn’t hard for me to get her in line, when I reasoned it out with her, why pay for a
good time with that loser, when you can get a whole night of action with the most
charismatic wrestler in the business today, for absolutely free? And listen, woman, you are
fine enough for the “Hearthrob’s” tastes any day.
(Raza comes down to the ring and steps in face to face with Chandler. He does not look
happy, though he could care less about the presence of the brunette.)
Raza: Brotha, I’m only gonna say this one time, so listen carefully, I could care less about
you and Brewer, but you get involved in my match later tonight, and you gonna be feelin’
it like you’ve never felt it before!
Chandler: I *like* the sound of that!
Raza: (nose to nose) Listen, brotha, I ain’t playin’ with you right now, and...
(huge chair shot from behind to the back of the “Hearthrob’s” head. The brunette begins
screaming, as Rex Brewer stomps away at the Hearthrob. Raza gives Brewer a cold stare,
before leaving the ring to continue his own business.)
*X-Nails vs. R.K. Oasis. This match turns out to be very intense with a vast exchange of both wrestler’s maneuvers. R.K. lands the opening shots and knocks X-Nails around a bit, but X-Nails battles back and puts R.K. into some heavy trouble with the best of his moves, including an “X Marks the Spot” outside on the floor. The highlight of the match comes when X-Nails delivers a belly-to-back suplex off the top rope and through a table on the outside, but is taken out of it just as much as his opponent, and is slow to get up. Instead, he tries to leap off the top rope for a dive, which R.K. manages to side step, allowing X-Nails to continue his course straight into the guard rail, jaw first. R.K. then rolls X-Nails back into the ring, and hits the SUPERSONIC SLAM and goes for the cover. X-Nails kicks out. R.K. hits another one, and yields a similar result. Finally, a third SUPERSONIC SLAM puts X-Nails down for good, as R.K. Oasis emerges victorious in this hard-fought contest.
**As R.K. Oasis heads up the ramp in celebration of victory, a man in a leather mask attacks him with a steel rod, bashing him square in the face and sending R.K. to the ground. The mysterious man continues to beat on R.K. Oasis brutally, before officials come out, and he leaves his prey to suffer the damages of his attack.
*Tommy “Iron Bull” Silvano vs. Axiom Ukase. Iron Bull literally rips Axiom to shreds, as he has little trouble in overcoming the ax-wielder. However, after hitting a huge LARIAT CLOTHESLINE, Iron Bull goes for the cover, only for none other than “Devious” Scott Deville to make the save with an elbow smash with a chair from the top rope which shakes the mad Mexican’s attention. Iron Bull goes after Deville, and has little trouble in catching him with a roaring elbow to the face, but in the meantime he allows Axiom to recover, and after delivering a spinning tombstone, Ukase brings out the ax to hit th PROCLAMATION OF THE AX to get the win over Iron Bull.
*Raza (c) vs. “Electric Gigolo” Rex Brewer - FWA title match. Brewer comes out with a lovely blonde to replace the brunette that left him earlier. The match gets under way, as both men put up a fight, but Raza clearly outclasses his opponent here. For every move that Brewer manages to hit, Raza successfully hits two more of his own, as Brewer’s amazing stamina alone keeps him alive in the match for so long. Brewer manages to fight out of the turnbuckle to hit the Gigolizer on the FWA champ, but is then distracted as “Hearthrob” Chris Chandler tries to steal off his latest date. Brewer mounts the turnbuckle to exchange words with Chandler, but gets caught in a rolling German suplex from which he is pinned by Raza. Raza retains the FWA title, but right after the referee raises his hand, he goes out on the floor and shoves Chandler into the guardrail and says “Brotha, I told you not to interfere in my match!” as we fade to black.
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