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Our Daily Catch Phrases Sacred soiled scrolls

Random Catch Phrase: 5/13/01 KP "The cock, the plate, bones house, same thing"
Phrase of the New Millennium: "We know you as The Bone, and this is YOUR Millennium!"emj 1/1/00
Current leading phrase of the decade:"Where the hell do you get these pictures of Bone.. Do you still hang around the 8th wonder of the world?"kyle 8/6/00
Kyle come home, but don't arrest me!

Continuing our tradition of documenting the insanity!
As you can see, Bone'z gone thru some changes... and so has the page. I can only hope that it will bring you some of the pain that I've enjoyed while composing it.

Wanted: Information leading tu the sodomization ov whomever Severed Bone's 'special' place hear on da web.
We r alzo not so despirately seeking data on MIke Fidel 'Martini' Merenich, among many other FOBs, too ignorant 2 men-shun.

Does anyone know of a javascript for posting smells? or better yet streaming oders. That wasn't me, it was the applet!

We would like to specially thank the... DOYNICS BROTHERS for their dedication and contributions of photography. Thank you guys. We hope to see you two in the near future!

You have been warned!

Boneblog -This will becum the home to the ongoing documentation of what can be cumulatively be called 'The Bone Chronicles' -a latterday book of Bone soon to be open to public. For the first time in history anyone on earth can contribute to Bone's legend!

The Institute Bulletin News, Articles, Sites, Messages, Musings direct from Bone's Webmaster.

It's finally here Boyz and Grrlz... and Moyer too

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Bone is Hot!!
Mr. Steamy-Pants

Bill Gates, eat your heart out.
Keynote Boy

Favorite things:

Dark Shadows (TV show)
Kiss (the rock-n-roll band)
Mr. Dag (my FAV teacher of all time!!!!!!)
The color blue (isnt it obvious)
Bed pans (call it a fetish??)
Pink 'teaberry' candy (wish I could find blue ones this good!)
My brother's wardrobe (soon to be mine!)
My close and personal buddy- Bill Gates (he's does computer things)
Fisting, Fisting, Fisting!
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN JELLO!
World Star Wrestling (special thanx DOYNICS BROTHERS)
The Great Canadian Empire
Meatloaf, the man AND the meal!
Big Black Cock

Viva Ray Doynics
Woh mamma! Who's the King baby?

My Favorite Web Sites

Norma Stitz - gives me a run for my money
Take a walk on the 'Kyle' side!
Good times together with good fiends
My junor
If only they served Milk!
One of my Top supporters!
My 2k Project!
Bone the Martian!
Find some smut.
Another buddy, who's havin' too much fun.
Find THE BONE, win a free ticket! {to WSW, not my house you loser}
Petitioning to bring back ray'z fav talkshow.
EuroBone's House!

For more information on The Bone, visit the Freeland High School 'Class of 89' yearbook. Thank you.

Do Not accept substitutes or imitations!
Rock Rock Rock Rock Rockin' With RayBone!

Bone is... so very true!

The Fifth Beatle?
It's the Walrus!!!!

Our HERO!
Dun-dun-dun!

"Bone Boy" thanx wizdo

Bone's Clones
their cummin for you! Triple Penetration!

Ron's gettin' lucky...

The Doynics' of Birkbeck OH, HO, HO, This thing better be a Ford!

Indiana Ted
and the Outhouse of Doom Steigmeir, why couldn't it have been Steigmeir?

MAD KYLE
Beyond Thunderbone
They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Kyle, we're gonna give 'em back their heroes! You raggedy man you.

They say people don't believe in heroes anymore. Well, damn them! You and me, Kyle, we're gonna give 'em back their heroes! You raggedy man you.

Newest WWF SuperStar
No Pants! No Pants at all!

...and don't forget his manager
It's Po-Bearer!!

His lovely and patriotic lover... I mean partner--
Boobs-n-Balls Mike Oscar Moyer Where's my sock?

*wooosh!*... Chrisdust
Guess where Clatu is

Faces on MARS? Who's the ugliest weenie now?

Who's your Daddy? Pimpin' Bone, Nation wide!

1989's Lucky Contest Winners!!!!!!!! This tie ain't the only thing danglin', honey!

Lemmy tell ya how to get women, Michael.

...groping the Bone! Stop touchin' me!.

Directions to Freeland! Welcum to the asshole of the world.

Hey, it worx both wayz! I remember this guy from school!

and now... the one most responsible! Ox King- Ready to Rumble

And now from the rear. PEW ! ! !

The Laminator! mmmmmm...beer!

Wheenie!

Keith at home... All Hail Emperor Potatoe!

Mop top bandwagon! NARR! ...doy!

Majin Nuu!
Finch turn you into hotdog! Hotdogs, Wehener Hotdogs...

Fat men and air guitars This is so wrong.

The Mumbler/Guzzeler? The summer of love...

watch your Tour step. -"oops!"

The Ladies Man Popular as ever

Chris at home... Don't forget to switch off

Last Update: 12/16/02 23:13 emj, UNSEVERED: 6/20/00

Special Thanx Cletus nest here

Xtra Finchy Dunka Fluffy ...-n- onions!

"Bone'z Webmaster" mmm... Big Butt Magazine

What's that sick bastard up to now? Bone'z E-MAIL!!!

Catch Phrase Depository

Looks like express written permission to me. Thanx Ray-Man

Cumming soon: 3 words - The Bone Webring!, Virtual Freeland, The Matt Schmeeloq Interview, A tribute to Mikey "Oscar" Moyer, Nothin' really about Kapes yet, Catch phrases galore (now in our 13th year (*Butch* Ho, Ho, Ho!), Thanx Bone), Lots more fakes, Vintage Jeremy, Something I forgot after I sobered up, The Bone Dead Pool, A day in the life of Hotdog Soup, and hopefully me.

Also: win a dream date with 'Romantic' Rob 'Thumper' Shala!

The Doynet Web Ring Ring Owner: Doyna Yar Site: The Institute Bulletin