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see a photo of Weltsville before it was settled
Important Dates in Weltsville
1642-Weltsville was discoved by French Explorer Cha pel Snap in 1642,
who was worshipped as the Almighty by the local natives. Recent scientific
research indicates that, in fact, he was not God at all.
1932- The Linto incident
YESTERDAY-Chapelsnap sets up their dumb website AFTER they hear that we're going to set one up. Those morons
are like the commies when they sent up Spuntik. Jealous.
Today-You read this! It's a historic occasion!
