Let's take a little tour of Weltsville...

Hi, I'm Clem Lawson, Mayor of Weltsville! You and I will take a walk, shall we...

First off is Weltsville's main bank, the

S&M S&L,

which was featured on Fox's zany show HAYWIRE in 1988. It is so named because all the tellers dress in bondage gear and verbally assualt the clientelle.

Next we come to Weltsville's Laundramat and Wedding Chapel,

The Spin Cycle

Each ceremony includes a free load!

Here we are at

Rockjob park

Okay, so, it's just a vacant lot . The kids don't know the difference.

Chapelsnap thinks they're so great with "Snappie", well we've got our own monster in Lake Tuskeegee- Binklop the Conqueror. Some claim it's just a movie prop left in the river by the crew of "Pantscake" in '82. But we know better.