Weltsville In Space

Weltsville native Bingo Yinkohoy, seen here at last year's Freud-themed potluck dinner, has been chosen to be the next American on MIR, the outer space Yugo. To train, Bingo, a Physics PhD from Chapelsnap Community College, spent last Tuesday tied to the underside of the goodyear blimp.

Dr. Yinkohoy is proud to represent Trough County . In this final round of the NASA Competetion, Bingo barely beat Chapelsnapper Bill Oakenthorpe, winning the local "Space Race" which caused the tragic death of Tony Bennett's valet at last year's local Biker/UFO Rally.

Bingo plans to launch a Weltsville Waffle into orbit on the 60th anniversary of Arnold Linto's suicide.